A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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God is real.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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