What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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