What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Opinions are like assholes... ...they're both nouns.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Poop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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