What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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hi

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Good boy

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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