roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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i'm not gay

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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asparagus

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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