Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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Justin's life

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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