what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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jibby jobby

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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