There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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There's a car about to hit me.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Vaginal secretions

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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