Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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how do you win a game try your best

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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