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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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So a bar walks into a man...

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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