A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Women's rights.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Once you buy it, you will get a 365 day warranty or a 1 year warranty, whichever comes first

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Are you a tree

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Anti Joke

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