Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock! Come in..

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

thumb_up thumb_down +224

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

memes

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops