So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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