roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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knock knock no ones home

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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no pun intended

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Whats the difference between the black man and the white man? The black man was born with more melanin the pigment in there skin, which would concur the black man did have darker skin. Also, the white man had cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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