what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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poop.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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