what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Anti Joke

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