Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A storm be brewin!

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Breast cancer.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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