Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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Small titties.

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did little tommy fall in the well. Because he grew tired of his life of brutal Beatings and starvation, so he jumped.

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

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