knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Do you like apples? Yes

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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knock knock ... no one was in

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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