- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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