there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Women's Professional _________

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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