Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

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What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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