your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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What is next?

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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* anti-punchline

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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