Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Where's my tractor?

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69.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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