Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Evolutionarily destined to be eaten by a predator such as a wolf or coyote, barring haing a defense mechanism that allows it to fend off such attacks.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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theres a fat guy

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Womens rights.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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