What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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