why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Women.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What should I name my dog?

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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