Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Are you a tree

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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