How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Slavery

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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