Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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