So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Trump will make America great again.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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HTML

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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