women rights

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Dick spice

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Hi

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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