Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Women's Rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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