Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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