Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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