Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

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