What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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There's my tractor.

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A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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