- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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