What's the difference between a duck?

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Samantha

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Test

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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