A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Anti Joke

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