Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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eloise dey.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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