how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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