How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Why was the stress line down? Because now the population is one-hundred short of yesterday.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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Anti Joke

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