I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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Jesus was a good guy

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What does a man like. food.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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