How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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9/11

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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a blond is walking down a dark allie,.... she is raped and killed by the following morning.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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