A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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how do you kill a Jewish person? you don't that just fucking mean!

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Knock knock. Who's there? Docter. Docter who? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swings? -Because he had no arms Knock knock! Who's there? Not Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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