the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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woman's rights

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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