- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

Church.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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