your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Fox News.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Scientology.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Lets go Yankees

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barack osama

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Men's rights.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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KSI

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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