What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Loner.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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im gey

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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you and your family will die tonight

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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