"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

were at work systems r down

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

All of these jokes are about white people

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Once cooked to a golden brown they are removed for human consumption.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

thumb_up thumb_down -20

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

thumb_up thumb_down -16

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops