What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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destiny

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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