Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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q

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Enchilada

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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What's big and white?

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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