why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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A man is so drunk that the alcohol has a biphasic effect on the body, meaning that its effects change over time. Initially, alcohol typically produces feelings of relaxation and cheerfulness. Increased consumption, however, can lead to dehydration, coordination problems, blurred vision, and a great number of health, medical, and social issues and other drinking problems caused by alcoholism. As articulated above, excessive alcohol consumption can lead to drunkenness. One of the short term effects of intoxication is the lowering of an individual's inhibitions. As a consequence, when people are intoxicated they frequently do things they normally would not do while sober, often ignoring legal, ethical, social, and moral or religious norms. While blurred vision, slurred speech, dehydration, and coordination can be labeled as "alcohol short term effects," other health problems such as alcohol related heart disease, liver disease, and cancer, on the other hand, can be labeled as long term effects of alcohol abuse and alcoholism. This, however brief, is an overview of the effects of alcohol. What remains to be discussed, however, is what Paul Harvey calls "the rest of the story." Essentially, "the rest of the story" is a more detailed analysis of how excessive alcohol affects an individual's life and the lives of those around him or her when the person becomes an alcoholic and suffers from alcoholism. Perhaps the most logical way to discuss this complex topic is to focus first on the classic alcoholic behaviors and effects of alcohol in the four states of alcoholism; then examine some of the "social effects" of alcohol and alcoholism and finally, discuss the medical conditions, health issues, and drinking problems that are caused directly or indirectly by alcoholism.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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.....Carrot Top....

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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