One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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9/11

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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Anti Joke

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