This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

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