How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Womens' rights.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Rob Bell

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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