Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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Guy 1: why are you being such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most pussy

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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