Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Men's rights

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Anti Joke

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