A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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BOOBALANBOO

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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