Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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kk

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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snooki

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Anti Joke

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