Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Sarah Palin

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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PICKLES

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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