What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Phew... it's gone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Poop

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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a man makes a bad joke

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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