- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

9/11.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

blargen fa-diddle nachen!

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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