- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

i like turtals and kids

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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