Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Your big dick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Lol! Why you wanna know?

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

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