What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Two girls were sitting quietly. Badum tss

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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