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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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