whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

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I like turtoes.

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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memes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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