why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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did you stub your toe?

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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"This is defamation!" proclaimed the Fox, as he sat in the panels of the courtroom. "I attest, with full honesty, Your Honor, that never have I said any of the allegations the two defendants have quoted upon me." He looked with contempt at the Ylvis brothers, who sat at the other end of the room. "I say, Your Honor," he continued, "that I never, ever in my entire life, said 'Gering-ding-ding-dingerdingerding', to which I am willing to testify."

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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