angelosnyder is not gay

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ur gay and this joke sucks

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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