Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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You're tall.

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How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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