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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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women's rights

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Smeg...

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Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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