what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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