Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why can all black people dance? I have no idea, quite frankly I find that to be a insensitve racial stereotype.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Womens rights.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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