Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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There once was a mountain climber. He loved to climb mountains. He had climbed all of the world's tallest peaks...except Mount Everest. So, one day he decides to climb Mount Everest. He takes weeks and weeks to prepare himself. He trains and trains three times a day till he thinks he is ready to climb Mount Everest. Climbing up it takes forever. It feels like it has been days in the dreary cold. Finally, he reaches the peak. It is a glorious occasion. On the way down, a huuuuge storm rolls in. He falls down a cliff and breaks both of his legs. The pain is unbearable. He screams and screams but no one hears him. Finally after what seems like days, a group of monks find him and carry him to their monastery. Chapter Two Once the man wakes up he thanks the monks for saving his life. They give him a room, food, and nice clothes. Every night in his room, he hears a banging behind his dresser. It is really loud and he is quite annoyed by it. The next morning he asked the head monk what the noise is. The head monk says " I cannot tell you, you aren't a monk." He hears the banging noise every night. HE asks the head monk every morning but he always says he cant tell him because he isn't a monk. So the climber decides to become a monk. After years and years of training to become a monk, he finally becomes one. Chapter Three So he says to the head monk, " I am a monk, so now can you tell me?" The head monk replies, " I can't tell you, but i can help show you. So he pushes the drawer back and reveals a little door, He gives the man a lantern and says to go through it. The man goes through the door into a little, dark tunnel, eager to finally find out what the noise was. He crawls for what seems like hours and hours and hours and days and days and days and days. He finally gets to the door where the banging noise is and opens the door. What he sees amazes him. Do you want to know what the banging noise was? I cant tel you, you aren't a monk!

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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these are shit

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I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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