Chris is hairy

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Your gay

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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hi iggy

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What's two plus two? Window

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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