Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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why do you care?

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A rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a bar. Unfortunately, the bar was closed due to the poor economy. Luckily there was an Applebee's across the street and they were able to save money with half-priced appetizers.

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Adam Thomas is homosexual

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Samraj.

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women leaving the kitchen

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. Why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a race to the bottom? Why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree? No one knows, not even the guy who made this joke.

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Woman's rights

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Women's Sports

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a man walked into a bar....

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Anti Joke

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