Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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