Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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