Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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TIMMY

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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what's up? my penis.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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