Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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WILLY

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Refridgerator.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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