Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Caitlyn.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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