yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven has an extra penis.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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poo

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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