- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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