whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Sex

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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