Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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