What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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