What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Scott

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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noodles

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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I came.

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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