A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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