Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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alston wang

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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An anti-joke

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Anti Joke

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