haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the chicken say to the farmer? nothing, chickens dont talk.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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who is awesome? no one...

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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There's my tractor.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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