What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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