why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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donald................duck for president

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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