Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Communism hehe xd

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

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im at school

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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shut up kobe!

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Anti Joke

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