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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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