I'm hungry.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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melon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Vaginal secretions

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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