Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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I just drank a cola.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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