JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Women's Rights

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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What did the 3 bears say when they saw goldielocks sleeping in their bed? Nothing. Bears can't talk so they ate her.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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You know what they say about guys with really big feet? They own big shoes.

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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