Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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