What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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