what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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Anti Joke

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