Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Refrigerator

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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