The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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asian drivers.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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1 + 1 = 3

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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