Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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