What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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The WNBA

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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