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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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