guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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kevin kim

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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*spongebob voice* 25

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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