What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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penis in the camel

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Knock Knock Come in

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How come the mexican couldnt support his family? Wendy's stopped hiring a week ago

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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