Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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