whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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