Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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