What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Abortion

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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hi

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Girls

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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