If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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There was a girl who dumped her diver boyfriend because she couldn’t get him to give her a pearl out of an oyster. This particularly female has rather high expectations for her significant others.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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