what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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