It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Chuck Norris died.

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knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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