Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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A man walks into a bar.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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