What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Safe sex MR

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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