Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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No soap radio

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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