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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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JEWS

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Dylan Eichas

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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