Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

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Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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