Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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