Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Black people are clen.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What's brown and sticky? Poop

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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