A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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miley cyrus

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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