How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Please Rape William Wright

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. I said who's there? Knock Knock. WHO THE FUCK'S THERE, GODDAMNIT? Knock Knock. PLEASE STOP IT STOP IT OH GOD STOP IT Knock Knock SWEET DEAR JESUS GOD CHRIST STOPSTOPOHGODSTOPITNOW Knock Knock. FORGODSSAKECOMEIN. Hello, Mark. Oh, hi, Steven.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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I heard you like playing basketball at night. My ears are fully functional in comprehension of human language and therefore I am able to listen and remember words that are told by others.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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8=D

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Anti Joke

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