What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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