yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Johnson stops eating

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Women's rights.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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This sentence is false.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel your skin and eat them, they die.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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