- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

one stop shop

Flowers are colors Love me

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Weed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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