Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Rick santorum

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "It sure is hot in here". The other muffin says, "Yeah like 350, 375".

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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