your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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I? Everett

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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