Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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the sky is green no it is not

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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