Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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adam hodgson !

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