The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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