What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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