Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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I like pancakes. I like pancakes. We have no pancakes

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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