What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Xzibit

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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