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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's funny about an anti-joke? It's a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

Like my status for a tbh?

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

poop.........

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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