whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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