Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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What's circular and round A circle

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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