Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Penis.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Women can vote? wtf

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Your girlfriend.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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Cancer

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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