why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Anti Joke

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