A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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