knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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SNAPPLE!

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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German sausage is the wurst

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Nickelback

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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K.

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