Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette are on a cruise together. A horrifying accident occurs, sinking the boat and killing all of them. Their deaths are mourned by their respective family members.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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