What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Kony 2012

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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