A Mexican walks into a club.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Anti Joke

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