A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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a. why? b. because

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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your life

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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