A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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brittney griner

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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