- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

It says so on your cap.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

Poverty.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Hahaha

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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