An Israeli, a Palestinian and an American walk into a bar. The Israeli shoots the Palestinian and says it was self defence. The American agrees with him.

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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