their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

thumb_up thumb_down

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Stop being a centipede

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops