A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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kkk

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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