Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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This one sucks!

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Dance is a sport

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Granny porn!

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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