A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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*spongebob voice* 25

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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