I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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There is a car full of black people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What's one plus one? two.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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