Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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