What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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A penguin bikes to a bakery, the baker asks him "what kind of bread do you want?" Penguin replies "it doesn't matter, im biking"

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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i fondle myself every night....

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What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Anti Joke

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