What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What is worse

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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