- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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