tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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there was a blond, a brunette, and a redhead at the edge of a cliff The blond being stupid jumped off the cliff and broke every bone in her body

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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When Kylie and Conner have a baby he will have a centimeter Schmeter!

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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hey justin

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