Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Nothing yet CC

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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