A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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your life

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