why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A black student graduated High School

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Are you a tree

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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