A blond and a brunette fall off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Neither. They hit the ground at the exact same time due to the laws of physics

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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A man about to get on a plane forgets to store his utility knife in his bag before the security scan. He is taken to a back room for private questioning and fined.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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