Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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2 Penises

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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