A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Dick spice

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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PIED NINNY!

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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