Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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so the weather's nice...

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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give me a thumbs up

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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