- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

yolo your orange looks orange

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What did the overweight blind kid get for Christmas? His parents died in a tragic car crash and he was left alone, fat and blind to fend for himself

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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