roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Me

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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haha.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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