Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why did the group of black men not get paid for all of their manual labor? It was the early 1800's.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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