- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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