Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Chuck Norris.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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- Helen Keller

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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