Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Hillary Clinton

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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