Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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civil rights

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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