Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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The horse's name was Friday

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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vaginas

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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