Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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thomas!!!!

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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why do you care?

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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