What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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I like your hair

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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meh

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

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