What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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