How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Sam Hengal.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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hello

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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