A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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