What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Woman Rights

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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