- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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