What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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Whats9+10 19

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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