If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Dislike this

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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My cat just died.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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