What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Canada's army

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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