A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Sarah Palin is President

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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