Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Anti Joke

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