Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Yeah right loser!

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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A fat mexican man runs a marathon. Later, he is hit by a bus and raped by a squirrel.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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