What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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