What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Guess what? Bananas

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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