Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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