Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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