Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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Jeff

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so the weather's nice...

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Once upon a cross

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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