What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

ask me if im a door yes

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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