So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Hello penis

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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prison isnt fun it also is bland kidnapping is a crime but get in the van

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Anti Joke

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