What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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