Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

One, two, three, four and five

Cleveland winning something

No, Trinidad.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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