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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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