what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? -taken care of. by: Calee^_^•

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Black History Month

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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