What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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What's worse than this That :(

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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A paralysed man falls over.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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