this is stupid .... yep

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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Anti Joke

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