what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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anus

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Your mom

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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im gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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