- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Gestapo.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

I need to start studying.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

George Bush does not care about black people.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sexual offender.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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