What's long and black? A long and black object.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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