"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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A POW is sitting in his cell when the guard walks up to him. He says "You may choose one of these tortures, drowning or listening to Rebecca Black." The POW chose Rebecca Black, for even though he disliked her music, it was much better than getting drowned

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

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Wy did the chicken?

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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