- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

i was molested.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

Coldpaly is a good band

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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