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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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there's 4 men, a rabbi, a priest, a monk, and a captain. they all go on the captain's ship for a cruise with a couple hundred people. this was during the cold war, and the ship was mistaken for a war ship, and the russians missled it. the monk says: "we have to get everyone off the ship!" the rabbit say: "NO! the women and children need to get off first! And we should also hail to Satan!" the Captain says: "OMG! It's a talking Rabbit!" the priest then stops the rabbit to death!" the rabbi says: "The rabbit is right! But just the children!" The Captain says: "Screw the children! this ship is going to Hell, we have talking animals saying we should worship the devil!" the priest says: "Do you think we have time" the monk, the rabbi, and the captain stare and beat him to death.... "Well, he was already going to Hell" the Monk says. But during this entire time the ship has been sinking and another missle blows up the ship. Everyone dies, except for Sean Conery...and Chuck Norris.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Women's rights

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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