Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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