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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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