The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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