Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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2 + 2 = 4

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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Diarrhea

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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