What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

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