HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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your momma is so fat she has diabetes

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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