I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Today is March 22.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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How is nothing something if it is nothing?...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

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men's rights activists

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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balls in ya mouf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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