Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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So a Nazi walks into a bar full of jews, he ordered a drink and mumbled slures to himself.

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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