why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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I shot a bitch.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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