- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

i'm hard

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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