- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Robin get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Fox News.

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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