roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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conrad profit

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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