What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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I just found out i have cancer.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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