Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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