whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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racism...deal with it!

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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