Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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your mother

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i have cancer

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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Homo say what?

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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Anti Joke

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