Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Roses are red, I want a gravestone, nobody loves me, forever alone

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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