A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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whats a willy? -brock

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Justin Beiber

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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