what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Poopsack Jones

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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My sister has to take a dump

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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