Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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This is not a joke.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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