Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Two english guys meet at work

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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