- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

The WNBA.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Okay, one second.

Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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