Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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what do you call your cousin drew? drouchebag

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Amazing

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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