Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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