Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

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a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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