What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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Help I'm being raped!

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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