what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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The truth is he loves her!!

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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