Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

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How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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Roey Jegen

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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