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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Q: How many black guys does it take to black top a driveway? A: I can't give you a definitive answer unless I know the area to be covered, the thickness of material to be applied, and the capabilities of each individual working that particular day.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

Romans rights.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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