A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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