Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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