How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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pudding

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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A man walks into a bar with a giant banana as a head and the bartender asks why he has a giant banana as a head and the man says get me a drink and i will explain, the bartender got the man a drink and he started to explain why, so i found this real nice golden lamp and i rubbed it next thing you know this genie pops out and he said i get three wishes the first one he wishes for unlimited wealth with a snap of the genies fingers the wish came true next he wished to be the most handsome man ever with a spin and a snap the wish came true but this is where it went wrong, I said to the genie and i cant believe he got me with this one (because genies always put a twist on things) i said: i wish for my head to be a banana

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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