What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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The government makes a good decision

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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