How High is a Chinese man

my penis

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

Ass

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

guess what? chicken butt.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

A guy trips a blind man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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