So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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The Morman Religion.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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