Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

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A black man enters a bar. The bartender approaches him, and asks "who will it be?" The black man pulls out a gun and robs the bar, he is then arrested ten days later.

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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