Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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