What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What's 9+10=? 19

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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girls basketball

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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