Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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