Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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No.

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Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a n**ga!

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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