What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Women's Rights.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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