What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's up? The sky.

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Anti Joke

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