What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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I'm Polish.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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