GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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What is worse than hell?

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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Women's rights.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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