- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

How would you rule?

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What do vampires cross the sea in?

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

What do you call an arab terrorist with a bomb on his back in the middle of an airport? Don't even worry. You will never be able to pronounce his name.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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