Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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