What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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