Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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What do you call a cat that growls? A cat

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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