black people. that is all...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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civil rights

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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seek beauty

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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woman..parallel parking

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the WNBA

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Penis-biter

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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