What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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you know whats not funny white boards.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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watch me nae nae

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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A man walks up to his boss and asks "Do you want to hear a funny joke?". His boss replied,"Yes". Before the man could finish his joke, his boss had a heart attack and died instantly. The next day, when he's in his car with his wife, he asks "You want to hear a joke?", the wife replied "Sure,". before the man could finish his joke, a car hit them and the wife died but the man happened to survive. The next day, he sat on a bench mourning, his friend walked up to him and asked, "Why are you sad?". the man answered, "Every time I try and tell a joke someone dies!", his friend said, "That's not true, just tell me the joke." "Ok" "Two Pigeons walk into a-". Before he can finish his joke his friends is kidnapped and killed. Sadly, the man walks to a ledge, jumps off and commits suicide. The End

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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