Does this napkin chloroform?

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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