Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

they're dead. idiot.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

what did hercules parents tell him? You're adopted

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

Breast cancer.

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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