- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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