A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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How do u get a clown off of a swing? You hit him with an axe.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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epic win?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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