What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A Sloth runs...

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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your mom

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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