A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Caitlyn.

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Homo say what?

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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