Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Peas

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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