Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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