Hellen keller

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Guess what? Bananas

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Anti Joke

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