A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

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I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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leon harney ya pikey

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