Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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