What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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So there are 5 people on a plane the president, a movie star, and man who is on the verge of making world peace, the smartest man in the world, and the pope the piolt has a heart atack at and the plane will crash soon there are only 4 parachutes. So the first is Obama and he saysI won a Nobel piece prize and I run American see ya later and he takes the parachute next Steven hawking says sory pope Im taking this because I don't believe in God and black holes are cool so he takes the parachute and jumps out. Next Charlie Sheen says I need to entertain people and keep the drug dealers in business so he. Takes the parachute and jumps out. Then Francis turns to the hippie and says if you achive world peace it may help eliminate some poverty so you take the last paratute and jump out then the hippie says in return no its OK Steven Hawking took my back back. When they land they decide to serch for Steven's body and they find nothing. You see Steven Hawking had taken his own paratute with him and took the Hippies backpack to sell it and make some money

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