- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

my whole life!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

This is not a good joke.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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