Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Niall Horan

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man returns and says, "My friend does not have a pulse, so I stand by my prior assumption that he is dead."

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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AIDS

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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