Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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A blind man walks into a bar

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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