Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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