- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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