what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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your life

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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