Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Why did the man feel so guilty after having sex...... He found out He was a tranny

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Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Gays

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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