Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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I can't see my forehead

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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