Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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