What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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ObamaCare

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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I'm banging your sister.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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