- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

A French man gets into a fight

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

more chocolate?

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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