What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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Anti Joke

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