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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Your wife died during the delivery.

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

No it isn't.

Who invented apple? God

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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