what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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THE GAME.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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