What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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