Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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no u

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punchline below punchline above

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Comedy.

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Why was 9 afraid of 10 because 10 was a registered sex offender

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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good one jess !!

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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whats a dick a dick

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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