Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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so how about that irline food

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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