Are you a tree

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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hey

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