You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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feces

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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