What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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