- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

your going to die

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

Why was the sea green? because a whale took a piss

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

Netflix and chill

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Women's Basketball.

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