What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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girls basketball

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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