- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

What's as bad as doing something you don't like? Doing another thing you don't like

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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