I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

y do churches have kneelers?, cuz it puts less stain on ur knees

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