- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

Whats In My Trash? Bears

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

i found waldo.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Question: What did Mr. Reeves say. Answer: Nothing

crap!!

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A hill billy went fishing

An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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