One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

autsim

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Why did the man die? He was old.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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