How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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What is Jason? Black.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

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Women's Rights.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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