Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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