If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What you reading? reading?

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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