What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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