Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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My life

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Your mom

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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