Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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