Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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kevin kim

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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._____________________. Whale!

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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