so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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pudding

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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two fish are in a tank.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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