Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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knock knock whos their a person

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Carlton

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Society.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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memes

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Anti Joke

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