Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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