You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Rob Bell

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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