Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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A joke were created last night and was so funny! But this is not the case

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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