What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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religion

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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