What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Write your own

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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Two white people walk into a bar what do they say? "hi"

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Q: What has two wheels and is not funny? A:Ryan Vallee on a segway -Ryan V

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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no rasist joks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Anti Joke

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