Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Women.

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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men, men like men= men+bed

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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