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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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