What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Of course, first door on your left

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sludge hammer, the other is a watermelon

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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A jew went to Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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