What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I am quite mature.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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NEVER

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"Up to 50% off."

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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