when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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colby doesnt shave

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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someone called a frog a frog

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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save water shower with friends

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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What's green and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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