My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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7

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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Joke.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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69.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Anti Joke

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