What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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leon harney ya pikey

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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No it doesnt..

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