if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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what happens during a climax apples

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Womens rights

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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