who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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AVB

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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HOLY COW!

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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