Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Nickleback.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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Itookasipasoda

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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