- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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