What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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