Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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