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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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your mom

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

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