Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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A seal walks into a club...

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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doctor doctor i need help i stay up all night dancing what is it? dance fever! HAHAHAHA its fatal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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