Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Cleveland winning something

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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