What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hahaha

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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why am I writing this...im bored

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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How does a black man get a job? Through an interview.

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This joke isnt funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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