Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Yes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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So, same time tomorrow then?

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Q: What's black and doesn't work? A: My old, broken-down piano.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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