What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Woman Rights

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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One day a man walked into a wall

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

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"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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