What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Women rights..

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

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