What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Anti Joke

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