Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Because he was bringing food to support his wife and 3 kids whom were very hungry and needed it to survive.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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thumbs up!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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