1+1=2

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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I'm so punny.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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