A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How many dislikes can this get?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

thumb_up thumb_down +5

the economy.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

thumb_up thumb_down -20

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was the woman?

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

123 Main street

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

thumb_up thumb_down -28

What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops