What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Grace Ackerson

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I love alchohol!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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