The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? Because they often have to interact with violent and distrustful criminals.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Knock knock Who's this? Your neighbor Yes can I help you? Hi, I'm new around here, can you help me find the closest gas station? Turn right over there pass 2 traffic lights it will be on your left Okay, thank you You're welcome

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I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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