What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Whats funny? Your face.

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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