what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Hi.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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