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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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