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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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The FCC

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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what kind of animals marriage is high? snails because It has home and car.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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