Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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poo is yummy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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