Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Tony Romo

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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