What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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A car walks into a bar.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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