So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Anti Joke

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