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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Five guys one rape.

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1 + 1 = 3

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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you give like i give lomain

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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hi bye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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