You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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