People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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