Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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