What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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