- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

ROSS G IS OBESE

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

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