- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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