- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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patient: Doctor, It hurts when I go like this. doctor: Don't do that.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

Maturity is a virtue.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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