When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Dear diary, its day 230, the apple supply's are running low, the doctors are closing in, the dentists have been chanting "its time to go to the dentist" all day, I wont be able to hold them back much longer, help.

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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