What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What does? 42

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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feminine literature

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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Black People.

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