if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Hi my name is Jim

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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