why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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SPAMS!!!

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Dont look at me.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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A woman's opinion

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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