Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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women have rights

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Worms don't like apples.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Poker face

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Anti Joke

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