what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Anti Joke

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