what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's just not right? Left

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual." "I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater." Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. "Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?" Jim says, "I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay!"

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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