. . I am a whale

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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penis

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Hi

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

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