What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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