A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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