Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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