What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Will my son live, doctor? No because you don't have a son and I am not a doctor

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Your adopted

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Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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