Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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women's rights

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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they're dead. idiot.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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