Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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women's rights

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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