How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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A van drives into a car.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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