Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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JFK

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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equality for women

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Rebecca Black

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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