Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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