Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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You will not press the like button.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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