Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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Neither have I

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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