What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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knock knock Come in!!!

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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