Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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The dewey decimal system

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Good job, son.

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