Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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