Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Vagina Boob

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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Anti Joke

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