What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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A man goes to the potty.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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Ju... Just why?

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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