How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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Oh s***

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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