How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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Membean

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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