You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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The queen having a shit

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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