Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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