so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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your all shit at jokes

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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WNBA

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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