- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Hitler is my role model

Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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