3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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