- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What is black and white and red all over? A zebra that has been shot, because poaching is quite common in many African savannas.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Knock knock. Come in.

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