I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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