why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

God.

Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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