roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

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why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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