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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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why?

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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