How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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Cancer

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Anti Joke

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