A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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i fondle myself every night....

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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