Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Who is John Galt?

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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penis hehehehe

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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