What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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I am dyslexic

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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