whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Women's Rights

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A girl who really needs to see the doctor.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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