What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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these are shit

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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