So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Japan

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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