a man walked into a bar ouch

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Anti Joke

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