Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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haha

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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ok

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Knock Knock Come in!

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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