An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Grace Ackerson

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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I love alchohol!

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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