What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm deaf. I'm deaf who? What?

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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