cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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pedophile

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