There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Anti Joke

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