What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Why did the man go to the restaurant? Because he wanted to get some food.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Dallas Cowboys

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Anti Joke

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