There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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hi penis ham telephone

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Refrigerator

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Yellow People !!

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Anti Joke

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