What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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