A guy is playing cod

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Horse tits

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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