A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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to get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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The Colts this year.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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