There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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The original Superman: Cruelty! Do you remember the original superman color movies? Like when he just deflected lasers bombs fire and bullets, he threw busses, spun around the world, was completely immune to anything but kryptonite and then... (pls dont hate) ...Fell of a horse and became a complete cripple?

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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what's the best part about twenty three year olds? There is twenty of them

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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