What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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My name is Harry.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Horse tits

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What's 9 +10 19

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Do the roar!

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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