why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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minecraft

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Davey Peterson.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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