What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Anti Joke

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