- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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