A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Today is May 18 2016.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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