Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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who is awesome? no one...

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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9/11.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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