Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Whats red and hurts if it hits you in the face? a brick

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Anti Joke

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