A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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