What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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