Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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