Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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lick my ballsack.... ok

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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You.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why is the sky blue? The sun reflects off the water molecules in all bodies of water

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NEVER

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Anti Joke

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