When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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