What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." Then there is silence and a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone the guy says "I shot in the air and my friend heard it and moved. I think he's still alive." The operator says "Good that means he's still breathing and he's not dead."

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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You smell like shit

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Your Mom The End.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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