whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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