What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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The horse's name was Friday

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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your life

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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