Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Cheese stick

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A wise man once said, "Your life is your habits." So simple yet so true. My habits include: Breathing, having my heart beat, producing brain waves, and other regulatory bodily processes.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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