- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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