why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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hi

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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this is gay

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Elizabeth Warren

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