what's funny about war? nothing!

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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this girl died

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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