There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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