Women's rights

thumb_up thumb_down +15

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,293

How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's brown and sticky? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Republicans

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

27

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

thumb_up thumb_down +4

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops