Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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balls in ya mouf

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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