Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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Gianni

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Anti Joke

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