A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Your gay

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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