- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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