- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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