Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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LIFE :(

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Your life That's the joke

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Morning wood.

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What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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