What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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The cat climbed a tree. It didn't want to come down, so it starved to death.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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