Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Internet Explorer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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