Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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I am not under the alkafluence of inkahlol. The drunker I am, the longer I get.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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