Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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