Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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