What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why were the babies used for target practice? Hitler demanded the Nazis to do so.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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how do you warm someone up? you set their house on fire.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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