When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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