I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Daym im romantic

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

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