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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A baby seal walks into a club...

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

were at work systems r down

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

"Behold, the greatest invention Man has ever seen!" exclaimed the inventor of eyes.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty jumped off and committed suicide.

Q: How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I heard this joke before but I can't remember

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