Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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