Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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Women.

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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