Flowers are colors Love me

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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