Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

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potato farming

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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