Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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How did mary and molly have sex it is impossible for two women to perform sex

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What break when you talk?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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