Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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