A Jew! Bless you.

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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WNBA

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Hello.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Anti Joke

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