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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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