- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Spotto

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

Mogok Papiti.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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