Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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