Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What's worse then the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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I <3 Hitler

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

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