why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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You copy and paster!

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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potatoes

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Anti Joke

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