what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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