Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's up? A direction...

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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