A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Hair

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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drake

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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all jokes aside...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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