Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Dick spice

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Your momma so fat she's fat

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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neil likes pube toast

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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You were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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