What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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