Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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The dewey decimal system

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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