why was 6 afraid of 7?

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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test test

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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