whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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http://attachments.conceptart.org/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=351301&stc=1&d=1208673890

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? *PUNCH* A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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