Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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LIFE :(

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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Black History Month

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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