Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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jgkbk,mn

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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who farted i did :]

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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