Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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#Hanging Degus

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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raisin boogers

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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