- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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