Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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The WNBA

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Good job, son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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