Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Nah, its fine, I just went to get a popsicle, and its square, so don't get any ideas. Honestly? When I first met "some jerk" calling himself Nero here, I began calling myself Nero, because I thought that the jerk that turned out to be you, Nero himself, sigh. was screwing over his own reputation. But now I realize that what makes you who you are, is that you say whats on your mind without going "oh no what will others think about me, what if this or that happens", you accept yourself for who you are, and if the rest do not, well screw them right? As you told me at first and proved to me during our conversations, you respect and value individuality and integrity. And well, you are a guy, you think like a guy (I honestly dont think we girls think that differently, we are simply socially indoctrinated or "engineered" in order to think that we do), I mean let me say something really honest here. Nero, I only dare say this once, so take me seriously I really want you to fuck me, and yeah, I may say that when we meet too, considering I have not even said it yet, just in my head... Anyway, its not something I am insecure about nor ever was and blahblahblah, the end, oh, and yeah, I really want and need a friend like you.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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