Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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