a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Anti Joke

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