- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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