What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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