How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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The Dane, the Norwegian and the Chinese where on a plane, and as the plane was malfunctioning, the pilot would shout: "We are overloaded! Toss out everything you can spare!" The Dane tossed out a box of Danish Salami, explaining they had enough of those in his country. The Norwegian tossed out a package of sweaters, explaining that they had enough of those in his country. Suddenly the Chinese jumped out without a given explanation, as time passed though, the surviving crew arrived to some conclusions... Moral: R.I.P Kim the 294834839483948th

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

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Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Anti Joke

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