Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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