Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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Chicken

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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