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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Weed.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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You and your parents are going to die today

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