What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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did you stub your toe?

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Lololol

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Neither have I

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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hey guys what's up?

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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