a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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A plane is flying low over New York City. It's low on fuel and needs to land.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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I'm sn otter

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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