Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Getting up for a black person on a buss

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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miha kako si?

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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