- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

your mother

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

A seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

wanna hear a joke? no

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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