Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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test

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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