69 :)

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Women's rights

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Horse tits

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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Q: Why couldn't the hippopotamus get his driver's license? A: He didn't turn 16 yet.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Get in the car.

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