A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Phillip has 200 pieces of candy, Phillip eats 185 pieces of that candy, what does Phillip have left? Diabetes, Phillip has diabetes.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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mitchell likes balls in his mouth.

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I'm so punny.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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