roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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ballsack

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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