a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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