Black people

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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A man walks into a bar holding a magic lamp. The bartender asks "what are you holding?" The man says "It's a magic lamp." The bartender looks at the man and scratches his head. It turns out the bartender has had a problem with lice in his hair. If you believe in a magic genie is going to grant any wishes you're reading the wrong story. Anyways, the bartender buys medicated shampoo and no longer has head lice. The guy with the magic lamp was totally worthless.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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