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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

What do you call the black president? Mr.President

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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