(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

thumb_up thumb_down +16

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

thumb_up thumb_down -38

if you are what you eat then you're a hamburger

thumb_up thumb_down -61

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down +5

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops