What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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what did the guy who had unsafe sex get? A good time

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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