Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Romney 2012

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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