Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Sex education in Texas.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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