The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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stop it ryan vallee

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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who else is on here?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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