What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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newt gingrich

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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Where's the soap?

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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