What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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