“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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