Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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boobs!

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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