An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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This is not a joke.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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mikey is cute

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Anti Joke

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