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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

The Charlotte bobcats.

Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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