Chuck Norris died.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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Darude - Sandstorm

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Knock, Knock Come in

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top kek

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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