Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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this website is non-operational.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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