My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Nothing yet CC

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Women's rights

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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