What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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justin bieber

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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