what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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Knock Knock Whos there? I dunno I didnt answer the door

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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