What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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A French man gets into a fight

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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