What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Your mam is so fat.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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penis

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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