Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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read this

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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