Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Anti Joke

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