A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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