What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Womens Sports

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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