What did the fish say after he

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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How do you spell eight? 8

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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