Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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agp

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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