What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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