I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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