what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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obama

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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