A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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A young baby died.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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