A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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