Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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hi

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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