Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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Matt is a Duster!

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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What's two plus two? Window

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Do the roar!

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*insert joke here*

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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