Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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WILLYS

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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