What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Black Veil Brides.

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A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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