Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Dwight Howard

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Horse tits

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

woman's rights

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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