Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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whats better than shoes feet

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Yeah, you cant make nukes without certain components which are illegal to come by, you know Iranian Uranium I believe, I still feel pretty ill, if you dont mind, lets change the subject. Say, does the word yellowcake mean anything to you?

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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