- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

knock knock Dave's not here.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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