A blind man walks into a bar

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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what are you mike bibby?

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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ecks! why zee?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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