Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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