roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Youre mom is so dead...

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Rebecca Black.

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What did the DJ play at the disco? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? What's that coming over the hill? Confused, mind bruised, it seeps out It seeps out, it seeps out Face down, home town looks so grey Looks so grey, looks so grey Convexed you bend, twist and shout Twist and shout, twist and shout Stand up brush off get moving Get moving, get moving What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) Face down, home town, face down, home town Face down, home town, it looks so grey (x4) What's that coming over the hill Is it a monster? Is it a monster? (x4) More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/monster_lyrics_automatic_the.html All about Automatic The: http://www.musictory.com/music/Automatic+The

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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