How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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