Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What is worse than finding 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? Finding 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Facebook...

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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