- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Are you a human?

What time is it? 12:03 AM

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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