Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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