An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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I'm HIV positive.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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