What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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