- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

A Jew walks into a Furness

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

SPAMS!!!

Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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