What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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An English man a Scotts man and an Irish man buy a helicopter between them,they go to pick it up after paying for it and realise that non of them can fly it. so they get a refund and go to the pub.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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A batch of muffins is cooking in the oven, one muffin says to the others "it's hot in here!" the other muffins don't respond because they're muffins. He's the only of his kind.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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