A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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