Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

thumb_up thumb_down

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Your mom is so hot your daddy married her and they lived happily ever after

thumb_up thumb_down +153

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +16

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

thumb_up thumb_down +313

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops