Whats green? The color green.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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Your Mother

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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