Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Q: What did the Miracle Whip say when the refrigerator door was opened? A: Nothing. Miracle Whip cannot speak.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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