What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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once upon a time, it snowed

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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