So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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colby doesnt shave

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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