What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Rick Perry.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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