How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

retard

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

A day without sunshine is like night.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I'm gay.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Why did people spend $100 on Kanye West's plain white T- shirt? Because it was a good looking T-shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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