- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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