Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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