Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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