Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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A black guy walks into a bar. When he saw the white bartender's bar he got offended. There were heads of hunted animals on the walls. He works for PETA.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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BIble verses: (secret bible code breaker edition) 90.01: Might thy level of power rise above the scouter of Vegebles 3.14: Thy shall make use of pee 6:9 Oral interaction is good for thee. 9:6: Peter said, lordeth this is no good, then the lordet said, try 6:9 and all was good. 6.66 Calleth upon this number on thy cell to speak with the beast. 9:11 This number shall aid you when in danger if thy have a cell, but not against the fallen by and Al Caida. 8:00 Call upon thy cellphone at no cost. 5.99 Thy use of plays of station three, areth too expensive... Whoops! Amen and RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER! 50:50 Thy shall share equally. 6:19: Thy shall use thy wrestling moves well. 20:00 Thy shall noth uset this windows version as it sucketh.' 88:88 Thy shall create four equal snowmen for me. 12.34 Read this and thy shall learn to count til four. 7:77 The number of the luck. X:B0X: It sucketh hard. 3:60 it sucketh far more than the original 9:99 Is the number to defeateth the beast while he is resting upside down 0:13 "and samuel said, but oh lord, I am a teen now!" And the lord agreed and all was good. Ok, I got to decode my bible further, yes indeed!

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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