Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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im black

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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im a dragon, no im not

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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