- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

BOOBALANBOO

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What does a kangaroo and a zucchini have in common? Neither one can ride a bike.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

47

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??