What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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