A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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