Know what's funny? Jokes.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

Flop dog

What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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