- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

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