What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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