- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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