What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Homonyms should be band.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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