A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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What never seems to get old? AIDS.

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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