there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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The american education system.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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this is not an anti joke

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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so...um, yeah

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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