You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Justin beiber..

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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