What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Women's rights.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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