Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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