a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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