roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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Q. What is worse than being British???? A. Not being British

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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who is mark

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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