What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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The MLS

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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Anti Joke

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