How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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womens rights

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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