What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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