I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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Anti Joke

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