Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What's black, white, and hungry? The population of Zimbabwe.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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how many people can you eat? well, im not canniballistic, so none unless i was starving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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