- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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