What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Irish sobriety

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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womens rights

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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Women's rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

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Anti Joke

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