What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the pollock jump into the sea? A pollock is a fish.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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A black man walks into a store and buys something.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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