what do u call a kid with autism? a autistic s.o.b or Hennon bart

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Just one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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