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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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