"Nice pair of crocs" said nobody

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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British Dentistry

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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FIONN'S LIFE

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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