- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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