What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Penis

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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a little girl gets raped

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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