- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

No one walks into a bar. It is closed.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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