Three men stood before Saint Peter at the pearly white gates. They were then sent straight to Hell for committing mass suicide in hopes of reaching a higher state of being through a device located on a meteor.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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a. why? b. because

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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