What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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\ \ \\ \\ >\/ 7 _.-(6' \ (=__._/` \ ) \ | / / | / > / j < _\ _.-' : ``. \ r=._\ `. \ > ,.-' >.'

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Anti Joke

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