Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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GADZOOKS!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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And more;

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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