How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A women in the kitchen.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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AntiJoke will not let me type this so I will add some spaces. N I G G E R.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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