Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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I Wish... I was Charlie Sheen's Dealer

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Sarah Palin.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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