Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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heads up!

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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