What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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