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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

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