Looks through the peephole.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Seven

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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