Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

you just contradicted yourself.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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