What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

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everyone dislike this

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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