why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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69, hahaha

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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