what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Garry Glitters on here

what happens when you wake up inception

What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

go F*** yourself

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Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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