Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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A ginger rapping.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

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