i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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hey John will you make some copies

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Canada

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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