the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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