What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What swims in the ocean? Fish

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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thomas!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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Society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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