A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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WNBA

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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So one time this woman was learning...

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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