Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Yellow People !!

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Daniel is a fag

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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