what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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LIFE :(

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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