- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? A healthy, balanced diet consisting of all food groups, unless they are vegetarian or vegan, hence they will not consume any meats or animal products.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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