why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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