Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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My parents died!

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

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