A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Lets go Yankees

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