A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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