This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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