I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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God. God.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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this is not an anti joke

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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