woman..parallel parking

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Anti Joke

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