A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What is brown and sticky?

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Woman's rights.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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