Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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Ha

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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a ginger has a soul

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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