Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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Smeg...

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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An asian without a future.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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