Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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Q: What do you call a car full of black people? A: Stolen

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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