What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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