A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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