When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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TIMMY

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Women's rights.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A kid has no friends.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

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