Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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