There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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