What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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women's rights

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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