Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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Get on your knees Ho

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Knock knock Who's there Evan Evan who Evans erectile area is largo with Sarah plains pudding

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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