Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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How do you kill a Jew? Shoot him in the head.

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One time i was sitting down

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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are you gay does your mom know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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