Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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one stop shop

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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a black man pays his child support

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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