Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Welcome to die!

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Q: what do you call a black guy on the moon A: An astronaut you resist bastard

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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