Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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knock knock Goodbye

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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