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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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