Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What number is funnier than 23? 24.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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