What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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Black people

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Pickles

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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