what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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What's up? The sky.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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