In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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