A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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So a guy and his monkey walk into a bar I don't remember the rest of the joke but you mom is a whore

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Reading books

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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