Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side (The original AntiJoke)

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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