Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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