How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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