What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the boy trip? A small explosion in the center of the earth caused by a hobo created a tsunami, causes a seagull to fly off in alarm. The seagull lands on a Smart Car, causing it to crash, which sends a signal off to a satellite in space. Because of this, a massive earthquake occurs. Oh, and the boy? There was a bowl of soup left carelessly on the ground.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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