Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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Junior's love life.

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Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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A American seeking into mexico

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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hey bill!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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Anti Joke

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