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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I don't know what to do! One day I'm a wig wam, the other day I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee again!" The doctor sighs and replies,"Sir, we've been over this. You have stage four periodic cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Andy Warhol said we will all be famous for fifteen minutes. My soccer coach molested me and the trial was televised, they obscured my face and voice because I was twelve at the time.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

so the weather's nice...

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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