What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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The Detroit Lions

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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