What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Heskey time.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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