Casey Anthony kills a baby

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if justin beiber was dating a girl what would you call him? a lesbian

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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