- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Badgers are cool

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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