What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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