this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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i had sex.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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