children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Ben is gay

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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