knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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