Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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Come in

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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This sentence is false.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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