An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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don't look behind you

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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