why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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