Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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fart

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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