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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Misner is a twat.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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