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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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