Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A horse walks into a bar. He was blind.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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