Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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