Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Vaginal secretions

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Donald Trump

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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