A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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