Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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