What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Women's rights

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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This is not a good joke.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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