There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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