What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Cripples are lame.

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