What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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YOU

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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