Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch". The nearby patrons ask him what is ailing him.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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