No it doesnt..

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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A chicken walks into a barn.

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Politics

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Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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