- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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