This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Barack Obama.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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Neither does he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the Asian man have a small penis? Because he was flaccid.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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