Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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salad days!

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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