what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Women's rights

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Women's rights

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women's rights

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Woman's rights

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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