Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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ert

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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i'm not gay

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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asparagus

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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