Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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monkey sponge

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Indeed.

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penis

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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