Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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