What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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I lost my tractor.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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raisin boogers

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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Anti Joke

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