A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

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alert('The Game')

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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http://www.ladsta.com

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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