Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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You will not press the like button.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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I LIKE TRAINS

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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