Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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a seal walks into a club.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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Penis!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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