Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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69.9

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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richard is fag

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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