Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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