What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Susie has Autism

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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