Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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