Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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make me a sandwich!

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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Anti Joke

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