- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

i killed my family

Two muffins are in an oven one of them says "wow it's hot in here" The other muffin says "Ah a talking muffin"

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

i have 2 penises

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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