Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

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4 1/2

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Christianity.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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