A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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White men's rights

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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