Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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