Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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