A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Where's my tractor?

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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