Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Jack Stevens

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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