Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Why did the asian fall over? He had a heart attack.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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what did the kid say when he could not find his shoe? wheres my shoe?

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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