How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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squirrels with massive bonerss

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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