What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Anti Joke

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