A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Chicken

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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