What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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u suck

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My Boyfriend

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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