What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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A Sloth runs...

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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The geese of Growmore

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Anti Joke

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