A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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bitches be crafty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A Black man walks out of a KFC.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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