A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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