What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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DEATH.

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A van drives into a car.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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