Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Get on the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Womens' Rights

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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