- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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