What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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twilight

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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