hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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Dislike this.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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