Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What do you Call L.L. Cool J's mexican cousin? El El Bean

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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This joke is funny

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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Anti Joke

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