Ms. Smoot's class

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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Why? Because!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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