- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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