Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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HOLY COW!

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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This is not an anti joke.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

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