just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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SEX

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

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