What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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