Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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ugh good riddance

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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