knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Women's Rights.

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politically correct!

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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