knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Women's rights

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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