Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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