What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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I'm homeless.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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potato farming

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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9/11

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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My sister has to take a dump

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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What's round and red? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

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