"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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You should really respect vegetables more. They rock. They're all like... AAAHH!!!... and I'm all like... DUDE! THAT'S SO INCREDIBLY RANDOM!... and seriously, you should respect da veggies!

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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So does Blake

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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