- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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