What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Robin, get in the car!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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