What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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time to spruce up!

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Then lets give this another shot, this time we stop questioning how to make others happy, and if that is what makes us happy, then we ask: What else.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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