What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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