- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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