Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

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What did the chilean guy told to the other chilean guy? Hola!

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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what's the difference between a pile of shit and a human. a human has a mind, a pile of shit doesn't

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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what sucks? things that suck

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

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