- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Yo Momma is not fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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