- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

What is funnier than 24 69

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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