A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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