Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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