Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's up? A direction...

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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