Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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