What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What do you call a retarded black man? His name

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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