There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Horse.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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adam shagged katie lololol

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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