- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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