There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Mmmm, donuts

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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sfdg

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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