Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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balls in ya mouf

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Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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fava beans

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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