Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Why so serious ?

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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