Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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