What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Looks through the peephole.

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Yo mama so fat.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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