Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Deadly cancer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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