what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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what's black? a lot of things.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the giant try to eat the magical rainbow? A: Because the apocalypse is predicted for the Wednesday after santa gets shot by the evil jolly ice cream man which in secret is cheating on his wife who in turn eats every human baby ever known to man. duhhhhh

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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