knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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666

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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