A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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a man said hi.

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i'm hard

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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