outside your comfort zone

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Anything involving women..

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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