Donkey lips

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whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Dancing Potatoe!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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