Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Penis

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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