A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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