A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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WNBA

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

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An atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said "god bless you". He thanked them and continued on with his normal day because it wasn't really that big of a deal to him.

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What's worse than failing your english test? Contracting HIV

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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women's rights

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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