Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what is stupid and reading this you

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Youre mom is so dead...

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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