What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Knock Knock Who's There Seventeen Thirty Eight I'm like hey what's up hello Seen yo pretty ass soon as you came in that door I just wanna chill, got a sack for us to roll Married to the money, introduced her to my stove Showed her how to whip it, now she remixin' for low She my trap queen, let her hit the bando We be countin' up, watch how far them bands go We just set a goal, talkin' matchin' Lambos Got 56 a gram, prob' a 100 grams though Man, I swear I love her how she work the damn pole Hit the strip club, we be letting bands go Everybody hating, we just call them fans though In love with the money, I ain't never letting go And I get high with my baby (baby) I just left the mall, I'm getting fly with my baby, yeah

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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A man walks into a park and presents candy to children. They request more candy and thus are laureded into his van. They are raped murdered and never seen again.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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