nice shorts.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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This is not Will Smith.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Life

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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general tso's broccoli

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Obamacare!

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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