Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Knock knock Shut up

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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what is worse then breaking on arm breaking two arms what is worse then breaking two arms the holocaust what is then the holocaust Obama care.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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