Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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