Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Good for him. Thats wonderful!

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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