One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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