What happened when Satan met God ? Nothing, because neither Satan nor God exist.

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Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

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who is awesome? no one...

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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Punchline.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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Why did the woman spray a black man in the eyes with pepper spray, then promptly run away? Because the woman was a notorious criminal and was currently robbing the man's house, but was caught in the act so she used pepper spray as her last line of defense while she fled from the scene before the man could call the police to detain her and put her in prison for her crimes.

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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antijokes

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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