Mexicans working in an office

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Where's my tractor?

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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