I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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potatoes

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