Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Anti Joke

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