A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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gay pom...

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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