A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did the fish say after he

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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