- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What is a jew in space? Dead

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