A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Knock Knock Come in.

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why?

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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The joke below me is retarded

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