What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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test

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Q:How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

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