Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Justin Bieber.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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