- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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