- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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