Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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Womens' rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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