Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

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Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Christianity

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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hi dave

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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