Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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brittney griner

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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