*spongebob voice* 25

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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Your Mom

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

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all these jokes are horrible now

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Anti Joke

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