Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Yes and no, I am into literature, I am a writer, of how to rape and kill guides for the whole family (raping the whole family that is, again instructions for the whole family with inspirational quotes) Now give an example of each book to each family member without a cover stating what the book is... ...And after the first time, the world was never the same again.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Religion

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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