Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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