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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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