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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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don't read this

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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