What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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black people

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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