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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

who farted? umm........that guy.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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