The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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A black man killed someone

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call a group of Mexicans crossing the U.S. border? A travel soccer team.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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