- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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