i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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