Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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