Its true, he didnt write that!!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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anti-joke teehee

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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c-? men, C-men

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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