I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was Timmy sad?

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that wall over there ->

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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someone called someone else a frog

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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