Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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