A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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A woman walks into a bar.

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mikey is cute

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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