Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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