Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

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