yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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