- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

how did little johnny die? i killed him

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

who do we all like george goodburn

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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