What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Bean.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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