A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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