- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Women Driving.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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