What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Apple.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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