What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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