Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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SUCK MY NUTS

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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A serial killer walks into a bar... He is finally arrested after killing several people within the bar, goes to court, and it was decided that he is suffering from a rare case of maddening schizophrenia, and sent indefinitely to a mental hospital...

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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Obama being reelected.

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nba live 13

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anti jokes

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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