It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. Seeing a black pilot is not alarming. If their middle-eastern, however, you have more of a problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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