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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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