Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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