From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Moral

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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