Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Brett Farve

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Your mother is so fat the she is clinically obese.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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