Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Homonyms should be band.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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