Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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