Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Me

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Cancer.

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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