What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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