Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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?Three men walk in to a bar. one walks with a limp. The other two make fun of him and joke of his inability to walk as well as others around him.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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Q. What did Tarzan Say when he met Jane? A. Tarzan Being raised by apes and not learning English would have no knowledge of the language and would probably hoot and screech like his fellow ape brothers

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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