What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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The WNBA

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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