What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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women rights

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Andrew: who's better at football, Peyton Manning or Tom Brady? Thomas: ur mom

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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