why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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I'm gay. No homo.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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8===D

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