The Holocaust

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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The Holocaust.

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anti jokes are for fags

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Anti jokes.

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CAS

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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