- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

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