Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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