Two women were sitting quietly.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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a man died

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mooooh im a cow

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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