Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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knock knock ... no one was in

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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