- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

wanna hear a joke? not really

An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

what do you call a retarded italian Niko

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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