Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Anti Joke

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