What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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hipsters

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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i killed my family

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Why? Because racecar.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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womens rights.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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This is an anti- joke

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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