- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

I am very humble.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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