What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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