What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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whats 2+2? math.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Five guys one rape.

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An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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