What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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