what's brown and sticky A stick!

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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woman..parallel parking

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I'm funny.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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