I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Pineapple.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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