So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Women's rights

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Flop dog

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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