R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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