Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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