Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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one of the idiot

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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