Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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boobs!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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my egg roll

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What did Don King do with his new boxers? Put them on with a respectable pair of trousers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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