Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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who smells? •Liam

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Immigration Laws

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National security?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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