If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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