How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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This is funny.

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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