what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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DERP

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Hi

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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