why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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#Hanging Degus

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Anti Joke

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