"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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P0P T4Rt

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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