Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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The Pope

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Dozer has a soul

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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