What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man makes a sandwich.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

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