Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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