- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Actually it was me Josh brown

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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