Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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