What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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So I was walking down the road today

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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