David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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penus

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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