- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Yes!

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

Womens rights.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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