penis

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What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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TELL

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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