vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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A storm be brewin!

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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what has 9 legs, 4 feet and is orange? nothing.

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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