What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Why did the taxi driver kill the blond? He didn't. It's illegal to murder people in most countries.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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