What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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