What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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im gay

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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17

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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