Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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What is next?

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Justin Bieber.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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