Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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www.xnxx.com

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Society.

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Anti Joke

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