Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Anti Joke

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