Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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I need to start studying.

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