Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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black guy graduating high school

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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