how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a women? Sex.

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Cool Brian

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. A snowman is an anthropomorphic snow sculpture made of frozen water. They therefore cannot earn, keep or have any use for money.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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wanna hear a joke? katie chandler

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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