Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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9/11

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

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A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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gay marriage.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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