yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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Anti Joke

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