Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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