Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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TRICERATOPS!

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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