- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Women's rights.

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

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