Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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