- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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