You're so straight!

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Small breasts.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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