Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

FUCK YOU

I had sex with my mother in law

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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