So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Donkey lips

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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