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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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planking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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