What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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sky silverstein

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Anti Joke

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