On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Pickle

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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tom pauling

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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karn chevalier

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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