What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

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whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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Your mom is so fat...

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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