Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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