A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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