- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

Did you know? . You already know!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

If i was a chicken i would probably not be on this site. But i am, so you can all suck it!!!! BAHHHH i'm a frog EJ

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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