- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Women's Rights.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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