what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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Racial Equality.

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Hello

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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The holocaust

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When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

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What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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A Mormon walks into a bar

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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