The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Your all fags

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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