No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Three minorities walk into a bar and are treated poorly

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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