What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Caitlyn.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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A

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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