Why was the gay guy sad?

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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