Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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time to spruce up!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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