There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A American seeking into mexico

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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