- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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