What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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batman has diarrhea

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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