What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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want to go home? yea

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Anti Joke

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