One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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an englishman,scotsman,and irishman walk into a bar the englishman says " a pint of lager please" "that will be 10pounds , says the barman "Im not paying that , ill see you in court" says the englishman . The same thing happens , in turn to the scotsman, and irishman ,and a summons is issued. In court the jugde says "why are you charging drinks too dear?" the barman says "im not, im selling them to a englishman ,scotsman, and a irishman..

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What do people say? words.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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