What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Black people stink of shite!

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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time to spruce up!

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Anti Joke

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