i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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tom pauling

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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I like to eat people

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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1234 5

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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