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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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