one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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