What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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scientology.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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