- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Ham sandwich

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

A baby seal walks into a club...

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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