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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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