Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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