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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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