Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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What is a chair?

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Minecraft.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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My peni s

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Anti Joke

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