NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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A man walks into a party, walks over to the snack stand, and is surprised to find that there is no punch line.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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