Getting up for a black person on a buss

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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He--Hey guys

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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knock knock? come in

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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YOLO.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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