A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Hey man how was your trip? great!!! It blew my mind

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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