How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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knock knock who's there? faith

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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