The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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How High is a Chinese man

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my penis

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Ass

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A guy trips a blind man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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