Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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