a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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