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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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