- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

What's white and very boney? A bone

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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