Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Gangnam style

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Xzibit

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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