You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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penis in the camel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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read me write me

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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potato farming

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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