The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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its all aodhan

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Jeff

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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