Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

yo mama so fat she's fat

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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