An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What do you call an arab ?

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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