saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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