- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What is red? A rock painted red

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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