What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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