What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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