Runescape.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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