Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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womens rights

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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The Game.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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you lose.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Anti Joke

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