What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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justin littleton. nuff said

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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