What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Asians

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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