How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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The Holocaust

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Women"s Rights

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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It’s dead.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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