Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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poop

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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"Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock, Knock" "Who's there?" "The police. We're looking for three escaped inmates posing as bananas."

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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