One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did Steve say when his leg got chopped off? Nothing, he went into a state of shock before blacking out due to loss of blood. Later on, he died, and a week later, a funeral was held, in which nobody showed up, because nobody cared for Steve.

What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

A Jew walks into Macy's

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

Women's Soccer.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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