- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

2 black kids walk into school

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