why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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What did Lebron James say to Brad Pitt? "What's up, Brad?"

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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The WNBA

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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