your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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