Asian NASCAR.

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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A fat man takes a crap, it looked like something a rhino would curl out.

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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