What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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The government makes a good decision

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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