Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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sixty....eight.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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