Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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