- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

Whats worse than suicide? death

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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