Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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