You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Agent 47.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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