What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

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a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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