What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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i am predestal

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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This isn't funny.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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