Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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miha kako si?

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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A ginger was with his friends

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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