Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Pavel Novak

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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