Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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SNAPPLE!

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Large 4

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Rylan Clark

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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My cat just died.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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