What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Obama.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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