So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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THE GAME

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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