why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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