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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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