Are you black? Kill yourself.

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speech and debate.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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