Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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civil rights

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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A dyslexic blind man

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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