A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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