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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

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