Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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potatoes

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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How do you get a one armed Pollack out of a tree? Hold his family at gunpoint.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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