Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

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