- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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