Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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9/11.

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#scabbers

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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