Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Women's rights

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