Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

How Long is a Chinese man.

i like boobs haha ha hahaha

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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