- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

This is not an anti joke.

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

How do you starve a black man? You don't feed him.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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