- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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go F*** yourself

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

A blonde dies Lololol

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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