Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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Tilt your screen back

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ur an fagit

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Canadians

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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