- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

Barack Obama

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

binladin walks into the american seals

How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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