A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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run farther?

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Women's rights.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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