Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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9/11.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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