WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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Your mama's so fat, that at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to diet and exercise before her obesity manifested itself in a variety of chronic afflictions that would detract from her ability to lead a long life.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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