John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why didn't the hungry woman get up and make herself some food? She has Lou Gehrig disease and any movement she makes results in excruciating pain.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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