What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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