balls in ya mouf

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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