Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Hello.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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why were Tamika and Tyron afraid to get into the water? They weren't

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Cancer.

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