What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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FUCK YOU

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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