What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

im saul and i love cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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