Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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