Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Click here to end the world.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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