"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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