why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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poopy is poopy

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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i am and me is i

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Anti Joke

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