a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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