What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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