What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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