Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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No.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

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She said no

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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88

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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