Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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No it isn't.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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