Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Anti Joke

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