A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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