what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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On a scale of Voldemort to Nigel Thornberry, how large is your nose?

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Dear mom, I'm wearing skinny jeans. If I can't get them off, Neither can the rapist.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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so the weather's nice...

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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