- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

A muslim paints Mohammed

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

like if your cool

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

slaughter the mussies #EDL

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Rebecca Black

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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