A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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I dislike old people.

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Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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