Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Potato!

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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what?

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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dallen loves penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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