Why did Michael Jackson ask a Best Buy clerk for the best 3D TV? He didn't ... He's dead.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Vagina-Boob

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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