What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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Baseball

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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