What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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LIE

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Anti Joke

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