I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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the WNBA.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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What is next?

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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I am quite mature.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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