What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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