Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Q: why did timmy fall over? A: he was hit by a plane

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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i am predestal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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