- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

i was molested.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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