What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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XD Jackass.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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woman's rights

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Anti Joke

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