Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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pudding

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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