what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Poop

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What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

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Want to hear the story about how I got put in prison? So I have an odd bunch of friends: one of them is Polish and he works at a call centre, the other is a slave trader and his name is Richard. We tend to meet outside our Polish friend's house to speak or to do "business" when need be (I run errands for Richard) and the other day that's where I got asked to kidnap an American. "That's strange" I thought, but nevertheless I went out and took the American from his house and carried him over in a sack over to our meeting place. I handed him over and sneaked off as soon as I could, thinking I was home free. But I wasn't. The police turned up all angry like. There were witnesses. Turns out a bunch of kids saw me giving Dick a Yank next to the telephone Pole.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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