Its true, he didnt write that!!

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Chuck Norris.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Burp

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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