- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

what do you call skiediving? a very fun but moderatly dangerouse sport that many people have fun doing from the ages of 19 to 31

what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

your mama's so fat... that's it

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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