Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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whats the same about a turtle and another turtle? they both seem to like lettuce

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Women rights.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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