A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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