A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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