Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Antijokes...

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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