Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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