What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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my names jim haha

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Anti Joke

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