- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

Meow.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Frown is a four letter word.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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