Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Men, get on the boat.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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anti jokes are really funny

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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