What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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your mum

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DERP

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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