How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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The joke below me is retarded

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Jews.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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