Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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how man

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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say it ten times fast: oh

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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