A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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