Butt Sex.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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no

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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go go gadget

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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