- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! gunshot (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)