Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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What do you call it when 1 person has an imaginary friend? A mental disorder. What do you call it when 1 billion people have an imaginary friend? A Religion.

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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Poopsack Jones

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Dylan is a person

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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womens rights!

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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