why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Error 37.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Anti Joke

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