A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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A person from Singapore eats

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Justin with a hat.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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