How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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tee hee

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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