A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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