- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

(Insert joke here)

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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