What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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gay marriage.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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There was once a simple man. His life was far from what could be described as extravagant, living alone in a dingy apartment full of leaking taps and insects and lacking a working refrigerator. He wasn't an ungrateful man but he often wondered why life was cruel to him and prayed every night for something magical to happen, whether it be a brand new life, or even something simple like a new fridge. One fateful late afternoon as he staggered along the dim backstreet, partially crippled and pained from his standard day of labour, he came across a brass lamp just laying in the street. Glancing around, the man bent down to pick it up, knowing very well the story of the genie in the lamp having just watched Aladdin the previous night. Peering into its dull surface, he saw eyes staring back at him, eyes he didn't recognise. Anxiously, he ran his hands over the surface of the lamp, feeling the coolness of the metal on his rough blistered hands. But nothing happened! Disappointed but desperate for his dreams to be fulfilled, the man frantically shook the lamp, tears streaming down his face, wonder how life could be so cruel. Then a fridge fell out of the lamp and crushed him and he died the end.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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Why didn't the boy enjoy his lunch? It was dinner time.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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