why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have condoms, But we didn't use them with you. You were DP'd, Now you have STD.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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knock knock come in!

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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Why did they name the cat Salty? I have no idea, ask his owner

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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