A French man gets into a fight

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

more chocolate?

thumb_up thumb_down -3

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

thumb_up thumb_down +5

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

thumb_up thumb_down +6

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There's no "i" in tim.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops