- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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