- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Women.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Men

So this guy was making a sandwich...

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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