What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

This is my favorite antijoke.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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