What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Bloody kids ...

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

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What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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