A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Justin Beiber

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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