Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Why didn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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