I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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Stop procrastinating.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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obama is a good president

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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