what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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think twice or at least think

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did the man buy a large butcher knife and a shot gun at 3am while his family was asleep at home? because he suffered from insomnia and figured running some errands would give him something to do. his wife had also been telling him that their current knife was getting old and rather dull and since one of his favorite hobbies was duck hunting he decided it wouldn't hurt to buy a new gun considering it was on sale for a reasonable price

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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