Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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Asians...

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Anti Joke

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