Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Women

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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identical jokes get different votes.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

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