a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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