eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Jews...

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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