What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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