So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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