A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Communism hehe xd

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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