What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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Anti Joke

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