why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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