- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

My sister has to take a dump

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Want to hear a Joke? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

What will happen when a black person die they die

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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