Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

So these two guys are in this barn f!@#$%^ this owl! no terms of service were available but i posted anyway cuz i just didnt want the best anti to be missed!

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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