I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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knock knock your gay

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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