why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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