What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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