why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Bark I'm a tree

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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