It says so on your cap.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Knock, knock -The door's open.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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