PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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