Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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-Knock Knock -Come in!

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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The NHL playoffs

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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We can beat the holocaust joke as the most liked joke, Please participate with my campaign and like the joke. I really need some attention

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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