whats good about poland... fukk all

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Boner

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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