What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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roses are red violets are blue you might think i can write poems but, bit i really really can't

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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