I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Whats worse than hearing a terrible trombone player? The screams of the maimed and dying.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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