what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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