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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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