If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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feminists.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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