What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A man did not like this site

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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Woman.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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