One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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Three black men were walking...

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Anti Joke

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