2 + 2 = 4

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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What do you get when a man farts then a giraffe digests the gas and then poops into the mouth of a rabid baby raccoon? A raisin coated in corn flakes with digestive fluid sauce.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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soccor

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "What'll it be?" The man quietly gazes out at the other people in the bar. He continues to do this for a while, until eventually the bartender calmly taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and the man turns to look over at him. "What can I get you today?" He asks the man. "What?" the man replies. Turns out he's deaf. Who knew?

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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