how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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The Big Band Theory

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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