Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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