Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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The Game.

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