Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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