In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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women's rights.

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A ginger rapping.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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Women's Rights.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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