Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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