Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Knock knock What?

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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You're a frog

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Anti Joke

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