What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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all hail based mark

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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