- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

30cm = 0,3meters

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Alex Gedrose.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

The Bible

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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