why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Anti Joke

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