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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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I C U P White stuff

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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