an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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How many people does it take to change a lightbulb? It depends on if the person has a lightbulb of the correct size and wattage...

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Okay.

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Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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No soup for you!

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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