What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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What can fly? Lots of things

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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