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White men's rights

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A sober Irish individual.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Gays

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man... walks.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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