What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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That's not what she said.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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