Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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VITAMIN C!

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I'm Batman.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Womens rights.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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You smell like shit

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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