What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why was Timmy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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