A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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