L's I's that took Viagra.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Nock Nock It's open.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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