SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Test

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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Knock knock. Racism.

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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