What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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why was the man gay? because he likes men.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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