What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Society.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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I never asked for this.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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