George Bush.

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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i have two hands.

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How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Penis

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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