Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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