Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

what's red and blue? your heart

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

This is a joke.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

you know what they say... hydrate or die

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

your life

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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