His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Tunechi

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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neil likes pube toast

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