I have a really funny joke.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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