Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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i am predestal

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why did the Jewish man kill his wife? Who cares.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Gale swallows.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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