A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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One time i ate a sandwich it was good

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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bees knees

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