Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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