Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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