- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

I've got the moobs like jagger.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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