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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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feminists.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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