Dusters blow stuff.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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joke

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Caroline Kelly.

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