Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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This is not a joke.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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so a square said to another square,your rather obtuse oh wait squares cant talk,whats going on. later that day,chuckles realizes he isnt funny -chuckles

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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