Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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Billy Cundiff.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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