- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

u suck

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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