Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Women's Rights

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your sandwitch? Finding a dead baby in your salad!

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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Q: Why did the little girl upset? A: Because she was part of the human centipede

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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