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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

No. Yes.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

The NBA lockout

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

My dad

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

liam buchan is gay !

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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