What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

My phone rang. So I answered it.

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Tilt your screen back

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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