OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What do you get when you mix Fruit and Flys? Fries... or Flutes, depending on how many Flys your add.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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