What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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