- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

I enjoy Popcorn

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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