- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

How old is victor? Old

A man was shot. He died.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

identical jokes get different votes.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

anus soup

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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