- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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