What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Do you believe this will change?

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Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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4 hours later.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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