What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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