Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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A man was driving in his BMW one day when a mini passed him out on the fast lane. The BMW driver thought 'i can't have that!' so he sped up and overtook the mini. Unfortunately he wasn't paying attention and he drove into the back of a school bus. Ironically the bus contained the mini driver's 3 daughters, he was driving so fast because they had forgotten to bring their lunch and he was trying to catch up with the bus so he could give them their sandwiches. There were no survivors of the crash, except for the mini driver.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Womens Rights.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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A sheep goes up to to a horse and asks "Does you speak sheep?".The horse replies ''Neigh''.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Your big dick.

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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