Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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Chicken

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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