Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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hashtags suck balls

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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Anti Joke

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