how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Twenty-Four

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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Poop!!

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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