Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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ur an fagit

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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