A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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9/11 my birthday

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Equal rights!

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Best joke: Okay so I got a joke for ya but it is pretty long so bare with me please. First off, you must have heard a knock knock joke before and you must have a huge sense of humor. So this guy walks into a bar and orders fried chicken wings with hot fudge and vinilla drizzled all over it with a cherry topping. The bartender says, "We don't have that." The guy thinks of anything else he'd like and says, "How about a bucket of turkey and jalapeños?" The bartender looks puzzled and once again says, "This is a bar..." The guy is now paranoid and says, "Fine, I'll just have a thick, juicy, chicken thigh but please remove any excess skin on it, it's unhealthy and I'm on a diet." The bartender slowly removes his apron and walks out of the bar shouting, "I QUIT!" The guy sits there on the barstool laughing as a lady bartender comes to him. "So sorry sir, what would you like? From our bar that we have available?" The guy stares at her, squinting. "By any chance do you know if you have the punch line to this 'joke' because I sure dont." Slowly the woman removes her apron and walks out of the bar. The guy grins, walks out, and says, "job well done today. Where to tomorrow?"

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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