Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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