Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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