Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Women Driving.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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