Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Fruitcake

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