Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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raping black women

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Type 2 diabetics

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Yes.

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Your Mom.

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