What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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no

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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