Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Carrot fingers

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

who is not good looking? mon morello

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What comes after "Q" R

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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