The Mets win the World Series

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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hi bye

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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su algato es en fuego

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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