What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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