How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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