Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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