- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

what do you call a black man named mike

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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