Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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I agree

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