What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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