- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

There's no "i" in tim.

I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Do you like apples? Yes

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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