Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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Anti Joke

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