- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

a horse nibbled a baby

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What's two plus two? Window

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Poop swing

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Of course, first door on your left

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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