whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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The awkward when you said moment in your head.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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