how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Anti Joke

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