what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Women's rights

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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