Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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Invisible Children Foundation.

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Tucker Rivera

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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