- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ready for something funny? nothing

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

Obamacare

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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