- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Liars go to hell! -God

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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