- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

I lost my tractor.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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