It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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