what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Mark Wilson

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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What is Earth made out of? Earth

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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