maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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drew edminstin is a rat

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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