How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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whats my name? Matt

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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im a willy bum bum

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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james schmitt whats your last name

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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potato

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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