what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Walnut

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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