Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Guess what? SHADAP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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