What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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you lose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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