- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

can you pass the soap?

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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