In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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