What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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4 1/2

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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