What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti jokes gives me cold sores

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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why was the boy sad? because.

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roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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