Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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