what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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I'm Jewish

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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girls basketball

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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