What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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