I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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An Australian man walking in Manhattan is approached by another man who pulls out a switchblade and says, "give me your wallet or I'll stab you with this knife!" The Australian man hands over his wallet. A nearby police officer witnesses this the last moment of the mugging, arrests the criminal and returns the Australian's belongings.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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