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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Womens rights

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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