If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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