Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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