Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did the girl say to the boy? I don't know it was a private conversation

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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A lion, a leopard, a sheep, and a flesh eating New Zealand parrot stalk, trot and fly, respectively, into a bar. The parrot lands on the the sheep's back and begins to tear into its flesh in order to reach the succulent deposits of fatty tissue located around the sheep's kidneys. "Ouch!" Said the sheep. "Why would you do that? Oh, the pain! The pain!" "Squak!", Replied the NZ parrot, wiping blood of its sharp, hooked beak on the counter. "I think," Began the lion, "This parrot from New Zealand is hungry for fat from a sheep's soft, woolly back." The sheep's wool was now damp with blood. "Perhaps this parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from its soft woolly back." "Ah!" Said the sheep. "This parrot from New Zealand wants sheep fat from my soft woolly back!" "Yes", Replied the lion. "You could also say..." Started the sheep, "That an NZ parro-" The sheep did not finish his sentence. He died from his wounds. The lion left. The parrot flew off to tear up some windshield wipers. And the leopard stashed the sheep carcass in a tree branch for later consumption.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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