I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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