Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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obama

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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