so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Nah

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