In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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you just contradicted yourself.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Lacrosse

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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Women's Rights

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Q: What's bigger than a volcano? A: Earth

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there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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