What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

why do mexicans get made fun of

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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