Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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girls basketball

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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