if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Tilt your screen back .

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

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A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

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you just lost the game!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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mexicans fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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