hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Ebola

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Obama.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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