Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Knock knock... Home invasion

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What did death say to life? Go die

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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