Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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