Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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How was the fifty-four year old counselor in nineteen places at once? He was blasted by a cannonball.

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Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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star wars kid

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"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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