How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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my mind's eye?

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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salad days!

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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