FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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