How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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