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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why does an elephant lay on it's back with its feet in the air? To trip birds.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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