Woman's rights.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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ha.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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