You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Melbourne Football Club.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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