Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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A pope meets another one

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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How do you shoot an eagle? You don't. The eagle is going too fast for you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An apple up your ass, a penis in your ramen, finding out you have herpes, or many other scenarios. In short, there are many things worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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