Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Rob Bell

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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