This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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there are two hicks named Billy Bob and Joe. Billy Bob decides to go to college so he goes to sign up for classes. The Dean of the school decides to help him out and tells him he will be taking math, writing, and logic. Billy Bob is okay with the math and writing but then asks "what the hell is logic?" The Dean thinks for a moment and then says "Okay for example, do you have a weedwacker?" Billy Bob says "yeah i got a weed wacker" so then Dean says "So that probably means you have a yard." Billy Bob goes "yeah i got a yard" So the Dean says "so if youve got a yard you've probably got a house." Billy Bob goes "hell ya i got a house!" The Dean says "and if youve got a house that probably means you've got a wife." Billy Bob goes "ya! i got a wife" so the Dean says "If you have a wife then that means you are heterosexual" and Billy Bob goes "of course im heterosexual!" So the Dean goes "See Billy Bob, thats logic." Amazed by this, Billy Bob goes back to Joe and starts to tell him about his classes. He explains he will be taking math, writing and logic. Joe is confused so he asked Billy Bob "what the hell is logic!?" Billy Bob thinks for a moment and goes "okay how can i explain this....okay joe, do you have a weed wacker?" and Joe responds "no Billy Bob i dont got a week wacker..." Billy Bob: "I KNEW YOU WAS A HOMOSEXUAL!"

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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whats black and large -me

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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