Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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