Im ashamed of being from Canada

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on a deserted island when a genie appears and offers each of them one wish. Before making any decisions on what to wish for, the discuss what the smartest choice is. They return to the genie. The brunette wishes to return home, as does the blonde. The redhead wishes to be able to walk again. The genie denies the wish because to walk again she would have to wish for two legs. The genie leaves and the redhead eventually dies of dehydration as she cannot move and the water that she reaches from the ocean contains salt which dehydrates her faster than the water hydrates her.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Are you trolling with me? I mean how can you know where I live if you have not even picked up the phone yet? Listen, if you wanted to make me upset, you did it okay? You won, I like you a lot and I would never do such a thing. I understand you being upset Nero, I am so sorry, I never meant nor wanted for this to happen, I hope you can forgive me someday.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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Anti Joke

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