Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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An Asian walks out of the library.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Worst joke ever

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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*you're

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Click here to end the world.

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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