How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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