My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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potatoes

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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