once you go black your credit goes wack

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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YOU

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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