what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Indeed.

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penis

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Women Voting

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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I? Everett

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Anti Joke

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