I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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