What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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