Knock knock Who's there? Brittney Spears Brittney Spears who? Knock Knock Who's there? Opps I did it again.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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colby doesnt shave

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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