A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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your a towel.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

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Why did the little girl cry when the x-ray showed her mom had a tumor? It was benign.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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