What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: You're not my dad!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA PENIS

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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