Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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OGC - tilt your head

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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noodles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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