What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

your face is kinda funny

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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