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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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