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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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