Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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READ IT ALL> whats the difference between a jew and a pizza...the jew is a human with living features and organs that keep his body hydrated while also keeping his blood pumped throughout him, otherwise the pizza is a circular, doe based cake like food topped with a fine layer of cheese and in some cases topped of with other substances such as pineapple or ham :)

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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