Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

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I <3 Hitler

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Kenny G

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Anti Joke

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