Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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