Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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redtube

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

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Black Poeple

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? Black mail !

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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