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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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