j.p. is dumb

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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we asked cheryl cole what she would do if it was the last day on earth she replied.. id probably spend all the time with my family. wrong cheryl youd spend your last day on earth running away from other people wanting to accomplish their last day on earth dreams

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Your mom is so fat...

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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