Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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this is not an anti joke

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Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Anti Joke

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