Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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You

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What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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what's brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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The situation... Two black men are skiing down the Sahara. The Question... How much syrup does it take to kill a life-guard. The answer... The sunglasses because he never be a porcupine.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

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what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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"Up to 50% off."

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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ejaculation JLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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