- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Romans rights.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

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