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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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So this guy's taking a hooker back to a hotel room, right? The woman turns out to be a federal agent investigating prostitution in inner-city inviornments, and the man is promptly arrested. He is now subject to a large fine and 90 days in a county jail.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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