What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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