Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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BIG PENIS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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