- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What's worse than death? Nothing.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs (_ |____| O O -

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What's 6 + 9? 15.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What is green and slow Grass.

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