whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Y u do dis?

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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