A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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osama bin laden is dead

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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Try it Yourself »

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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