What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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steves legs

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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