Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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knock knock come in

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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NAACP

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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