What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Kathy Griffin.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Anti Joke

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