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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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