What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Nathan Gooderson.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Alex Eggbert

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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