What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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How do you make a clown sad? Throw a brick at him.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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