A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

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What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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knock knock who's there no one

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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Flop dog

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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