- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

this website even though its hilarious.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

The glass is half an hour.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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