- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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