Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

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What abou three times

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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