So these two girls have a cup .

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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whats 2+2? math.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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