First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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