Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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Y u do dis?

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Q. What is worse than having 100 dead babies nailed to a tree? A. Having 100 dead trees nailed to a baby.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Christians pornstars.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Jellybeans

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homosexual

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

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Nickelback.

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