Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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