What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What did the toaster say to the bread? Nothing. Toasters can't talk.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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