What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Small Penis.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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how black is a black man? pretty black.

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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dat shoe shine tho

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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