What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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The Morman Religion.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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Your Mother

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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THE GAME.

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