Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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