Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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im black

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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