Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Two gay guys hosted a barbecue. The music and food was great. Everyone had a good time.

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What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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