Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

thumb_up thumb_down -27

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What do you call a white sheet on the floor? A: A ghost costume, dirty laundry, or carpet are all perfectly adequate answers.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

thumb_up thumb_down +1

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

thumb_up thumb_down +49

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the best anti joke? this one

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops