Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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your gay

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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