- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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