how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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cancer

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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