what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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