Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

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why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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