can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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whats black and large -me

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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