- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Gay rights

poop nuff said

A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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