Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

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hear hear

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Roses are red.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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