What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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GADZOOKS!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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