I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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