Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Not Steve Jobs

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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