What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

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"MR PLATT!!!!!!" "Yeah?" "Telephone for you sir." "Oh, cheers Tony."

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Safe sex MR

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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