Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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I am Skaldak!

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Sloths

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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