Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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A guy walks into a bar

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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