why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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Joe Biden

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Women's Rights

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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mc hammers income.

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A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

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women's rights

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Yo mamas so fat

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minecraft

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Your time.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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Women's rights

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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