What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Refrigerator

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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