A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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Q. Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? A. Because he's dead.

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The american education system.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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