why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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cats are pussies

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

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