Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Vote this up

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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When life hands you lemons, you should question your sanity

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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