A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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boys

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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