So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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