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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Ju... Just why?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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