Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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