Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Gangnam style

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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