- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

Why did the little pig squeal? Because he was going through blades at a slaughter house.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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