What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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