Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Your mums a potato

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first one.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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