I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What would u like to drink?

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

Vagina ass.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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