what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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