what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Poop

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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