Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Your face

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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