Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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my names jim haha

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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