- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

An Englishmen, an Australian, an American and a Chinese man were in a bar they were all friends who were having a drink together.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Women's rights.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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