How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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