Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

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