What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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anal seepage

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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I woke up today

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Anti Joke

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