- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What did the old man say? Im old

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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