Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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whats worse than your little sster being raped? her being raped by your father.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A black guy and a white guy both get pulled over by a cop for speeding. The white guy is promptly released with a stern warning, whle the black guy is thouroughly questioned and has his car searched for drugs, with the probable cause being that the black guy has bloodshot eyes, reeks of weed and has a bong in his frontseat.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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