An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

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No it doesnt..

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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school homewrok

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, which happens to be holding a support group for dyslexic people tonight. The name of the bar and all patrons are palindromes to avoid confusion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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