What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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9/11

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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My love life

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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