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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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