Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Once upon a time there was a boy standing up. Then he sat down.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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Dick spice

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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