You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Women's rights

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change it and the other to hold the ladder so the first man won't fall and hurt himself.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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