- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Bob fell off his roof.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

How about that airline food?

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

A Black Man walks into a bar...

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