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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

What is your bill about? Clinton

A bar walks into a man

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

That's unfortunate.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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