There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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