What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Women's Golf

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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