What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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The Holocaust

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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a blond, brunette, and red head run away from cops and hide in potato sacks. the officer went up to the brunette and kicked the potato bag and the brunette went "woof" "woof". the officer went to the red head and kicked the potato bag and the red head went "meow" "meow". the officer goes to the blond and kicked the potato bag and the blond went "potato".

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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