Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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A stripper walks into a bar, she proceeds to cry because she's an alcoholic and a stripper. Meanwhile, her 3 children sit at home hungry. She then goes home, and grabs her gun and shoots her children, then shoots herself. Bucket.

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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why did the man drop his ice-cream cone? He had no fingers, he lost them in Vietnam while he was protecting our country

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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