what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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I like to eat people

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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