- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

What is harder than Jenga? Being a quadraplegic.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

how are a plum and a rabbit the same? they are both purple except the rabbit

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