Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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JEWS

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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