How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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