A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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women's rights

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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