Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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If an iPad 2 is better than an iPad 1, than what's better than an iPad 2? An iPad 3

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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