Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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