There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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You all have Aids

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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A horse walked into a barn...

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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