High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? ni**er

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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SEX

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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