What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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There was once a man named Larry. Larry was an office worker for a paper company. One day when Larry was counting papers he got a papercut on his left hand. Therefore his finger began to bleed as he sat in agony. What did Larry do next? He got up and got a band-aid. Larry continued his paper work at his desk.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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