You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Roses are red.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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