one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Where else? The junk yard

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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My tractor broke down.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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