What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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WNBA

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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