This joke isnt funny.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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hey im leon and i love the chuckie

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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What is black and white and green and red and purple and orange and magenta and brown and yellow all at the same time? Can you tell me? Cause I've got no clue.

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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nick toth

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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