Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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black people

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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