- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What do we call Osama? Osama

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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