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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Women's sports.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Anti Joke

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