why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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