Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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