Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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Why didn't the black man brush his teeth today? Because he was already too late for work.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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