Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Anti Joke

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