Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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What is red? A rock painted red

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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