Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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lol

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks the clerk how much a television costs. He said that they don't serve blondes. The blonde files a lawsuit and is victorious by ruling of descrimination.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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