Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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What's dead? Your mum.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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whats my name? Matt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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