What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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noodles

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NEVER

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45.

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Your mom.

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69

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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