What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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We are lawyers

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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