Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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PSN IS UP

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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