- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

How High is a Chinese man

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

Three blondes walk into a community college.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Anti Joke

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