RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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read this sentence again.

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Why is the black boy made fun of at school? Because the kids at his school are racist.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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eh

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Dont read this joke

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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I can Nazi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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Chuck Norris died.

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