- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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