Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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