Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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whats 2+2 equal? 4

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

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Justin Bieber

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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