What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Probably cheese, since there really isn't a possesive form of the noun.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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