What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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BTW ANders she is gone, read below, seriously! And your mother is ugly, but she is so kind to me, so ill be nice to her too... Seducing a LONE WIDOW ME 32 years she... 180 and always blushing around me? Thats gonna be hard... No seriously, I kissed her on the cheek the other day, she moaned... And she aint that old... looks like a old 40 year old. ANDERS! AAAANDEERS! CHATTERTON!!! Anyway, tell your mom, that way Ill just need to enter, kill you, and you know... make her feel like she is ... 77 again? Nah she is ahornbag so she must be younger, wont kiss her on those lips though ANDERSSSss because she smokes, the others? Sure, Ill take a pic of her squirting! From the guy that taught you how to make any woman squirt... YOu fucking asshole!

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Did you know? . You already know!

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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