What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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Teen pregnancy

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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