What is 2+2? 4!

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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