What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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How do you call a white guy surrounded by 9 black guys? Steve Nash.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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