Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Black people are clen.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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