How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

thumb_up thumb_down +32

A man walks into a vagina

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

thumb_up thumb_down -42

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I'm a like whore

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

thumb_up thumb_down +108

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The Charlotte Bobcats

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops