What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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cory is gay

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What's worse than the Holicost? Bitting into an apple and finding a worm

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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