Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

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Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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