What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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lol

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What's a joke? Funny

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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