what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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