Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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