Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Suck pussy

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Whats Obama's last name?

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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banana

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What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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