What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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no u

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Matthew Baker

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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The dewey decimal system

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Anti Joke

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