What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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