What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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