What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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go F*** yourself

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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