- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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