So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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