What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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