What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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