What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Why did the mother tell her son to get a job. She was tired of buying Generic brand food.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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