Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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