Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

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Women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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