What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Looks through the peephole.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Racial equality.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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How are you? Yes

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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