Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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