what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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destiny

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