Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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mark is religion

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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