What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

Barack Obama plays basketball

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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