Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Black People

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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W.N.B.A.

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Obama-Care

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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mitt romney

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The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy. When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

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666

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Cancer

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Black people

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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