How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Y u do dis?

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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