Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None,it eats plants.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Woman: If you were my husband, I've give you poisoned wine. Winston Churchill: Madame, if you were my wife, I would hope we could have enough love to attempt marriage counseling so as to work out these issues.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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