Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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religion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Anti Joke

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