- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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