Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs? Chris

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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