- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Please? No.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Johan showering. . . AWK

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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