Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Wright flyer

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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