What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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Communism

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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The Qur'an

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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