What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Women's rights.

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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How Many Friends Did The Ginger Kid Have? None.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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wsde

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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