why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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