Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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