- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Set up Punch line.

Denard Robinson

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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