Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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