Your mom.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Q. Why did the mother dissagree with her son's choice in friends? A. Because they were a rather bad influence on him and his grades had gotten considerably worse since they started to hang out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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