What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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The global news

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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