Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Bitch

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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minced oaths

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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