What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Vaginal secretions

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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WNBA

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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