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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Your momma is so white, when she goes out in the sun it is necessary for her to use a lotion with an SPF greater than 30 because she burns easily and is also afraid of skin cancer.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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