What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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