I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What just hit my face? The floor

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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you first

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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