What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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Woman's Rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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SBB

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Dusters blow stuff.

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America Votes

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robin, get in the car.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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Blonde: Hey, what does "Idk" mean? Blonde's friend: "I don't know" Blonde: Thank you for telling me, that has been bothering me for quite some time now.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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