What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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