Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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