This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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chirs

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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A man made a sandwich.

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Anti-joke.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's better than a pile of dead babies? Anything.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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