What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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