knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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How many light bulbs? 1

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what time is it rape time

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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The WNBA

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Steve Jobs.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Star Wars

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life" life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

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you will die someday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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