So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Hair

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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all jokes aside...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

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A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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