Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Jimmy Saville

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The Holocaust.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

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