what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

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What do you call a black man in a pumpkin patch? His name is Bill.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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