- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

A girl's opinion is respected.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

Knock Knock Who's there? silence Silence Who?

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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