Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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meme

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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