What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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