- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Once upon a time.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

A horse walks into a bar, The bar tender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has terminal cancer"

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