- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What is next?

What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

I am quite mature.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

NEVER

"Up to 50% off."

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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