- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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