DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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haha.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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biggest lie in the world. I love you grandma.

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What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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