Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Anti Joke

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