Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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How do you get a plumber to cry? Kill his family

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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This is a joke setup.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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religion.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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69

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Black...

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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