Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Breast cancer.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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hi charles lattuca III

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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