Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What? Yes.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

bite me

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

woman's lacrosse

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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