whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

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Katy Perry

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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