A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Phew... it's gone.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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what do you call justin bieber having sex baby baby baby oh

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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