Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

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women's rights

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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