Johnny just finished his pie.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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how do you make a baby cry? throw bricks at his face.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Anti Joke

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