What did the car do? CRASH!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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Anti Joke

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