Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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