What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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