Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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the love boat

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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This is a story of Bobbie He was fat so he got bullied at school he did not have any friends. He ate a lot and watched the television. He was called names such as big, fat, an idiot, clumsy. But he begun to realise that if he was smart, he could become rich. So he studied hard and hard, but he did not become better at it. So he thought I want to succeed in sports, so he began exercising and was on a strict diet, but nothing changed. He was still fat and unfit. Then one day he knew that he couldn't succeed. So he asked God, what is the purpose of me living, why can't I have something, maybe a talent. God replied I'm sorry but I can't give you a talent. You have to figure it out by yourself. Then Bobbie knew what his talent was. So the following morning Bobbie went to www.anti-joke.com and began writing jokes. Octopus. Bye

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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youre gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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