- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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