- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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