i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Why did the chicken cross the street? He wanted to make breakfast

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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