What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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