- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A women walks into a kitchen.

Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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