- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

I'm hungry.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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