Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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