What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What's just not right? Left

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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