what do u call a black person by his name

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What do people say? words.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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