What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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THE GAME

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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lybia

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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