Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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BUT HWY?

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead who sit next to each other in college. They are good students and regularly do their homework.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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GOODBYE

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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