The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Infamous last words: "Phew these Germans are finally gonna let us take a shower! Okay who farted! And do not lie because it smells like gas in here!" "Oh Crickey! That reptoil looks dangerous! Good thing I am immune to reptoils... Wait are Manta-Roys reptoils? uh oh..." "Hi OJ dear! Say hello to my brothe..." Moral: Hmm my chest hurts I wonder if... YAAAAaaaaaaaaaaRAGHGHGhGHGHG *dead* RESURRECTION! Phew...

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

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