what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Why'd the boy fall off his bike? The holocaust

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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your mom

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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