A mushroom walked into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom said, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender said, "Exactly. It's a health hazard. I already have two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Why was a black man running in the street with my wallet in his hand? Because he saw me dropping it and was trying to reach me to give it back.

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Guess what? I like trains.

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who is mark

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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so dont touch it.

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My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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