What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

Get on the boat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Womens' Rights

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

Bitch

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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