What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Gingers.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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knock knock go away ok

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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