what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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Women's rights.

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