Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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knock knock come in

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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God bless America, and no where else.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Anti Joke

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