- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

Woman's rights.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

I am very humble.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why does kelly keep going on about breasts ? cus shes into chicks !!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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