A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Obamacare

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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White NBA players.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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A Banana wrote this...

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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