how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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Anti Joke

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