Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Sarah Palin

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

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dassa

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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