What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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A guy says a joke. It was not funny

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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The jets are a good team..

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Hello penis

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some Chap-stick, and put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because, as all people know, Ducks cannot speak. However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chap-stick anyway, since he has no lips.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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