What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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penis

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

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Why women like NBA players so much? Because they have money.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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