someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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