- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

What's the difference between a duck?

I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

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What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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