What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Woman's Rights.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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