A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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