Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

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Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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IU football

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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