A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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There once was a man from peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find he had eaten the gel packets that came with them and died of cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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