Halo < COD

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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Hillary Clinton

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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guess what what? nothing.

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Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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