What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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arena football

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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