Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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school homewrok

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