i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Gadaffi

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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womens rights

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

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