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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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I have an erection My mom!

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Anti Joke

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