What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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