what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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Sac

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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Type 2 diabetics

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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