where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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