- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

why did the man die? he had cancer

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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