So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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