- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What did the rapist say when he spotted the young girl? I am going to rape you!

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.