- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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