How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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your fat

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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