everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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The Princess is in another castle

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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