- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Penis

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Woman rights.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

This is a joke.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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