What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What did the tree say when it was cut down? Nothing, it's a tree

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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