Bill and John are talking about types of cheese. The conversation drags on a bit and slowly changes topic. Bill says "I bet you I can bungy jump off a bridge". John chuckles before replying "I bet you can't". They go and find a bridge and Bill puts on his harness and ties himself to the side of the bridge. He throws himself off the edge and falls through the air screaming at the top of his voice. John cuts the bungy cord and Bill dies.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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So dont touch it

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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How high is a Chinaman

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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