How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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i like cats

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