Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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hi michael

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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S.O.P.A

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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