Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Gorden Brown.

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So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Anti Joke

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