What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Malachai.

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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