Womens rights

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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