Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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RUN

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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