What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Rebecca Black

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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