Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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Penis

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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hi

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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