- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

rent a cops

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

sorry got to poo

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Women's rights.

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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