There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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