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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Jake. Walsh.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

Shea's sty....

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

a irish man walks past a bar

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why is john so fat years of over eating

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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