Niall Horan

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haha black people :D

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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c+t+c?

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

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Q

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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