Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Irish sobriety

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Alex Eggbert

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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