Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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