what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Women's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Nuneaton..

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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