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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

2 guys get into a fight over a girl.....the girl walks out

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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