How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Anti Joke

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