What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey! Got any grapes?" The man then realized he was hallucinating because ducks are unable to speak proper english.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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