Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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knock knock come in

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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