So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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ecks! why zee?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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