i had sex.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Justin's hair

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Wanker

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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aodhan hearty

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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womens rights

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Why did the

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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My Boyfriend

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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cats are pussies

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Anti Joke

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