Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Kate

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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