theres a fat guy

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Invisible Television.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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