what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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