Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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Penis.

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How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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child labor

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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MAKE

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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yfygcugyuyc

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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