why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Gingers.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Why is Scientology the Fastest Growing Religion of 21st Century? It isn't, its a cult.

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