If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Womens' sports

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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The MLS

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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