Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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A blind man walks into a library.

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So there were these three guys on a plane, one with a ruptured hernia, one with a stomach infection and one with a raging case of gingivitis. Half way through the flight the pilot said, "unfortunately we will not it make to our destination... we are crashing." The three men then went to get the parachutes. they then say that there was only two. the man with the ruptured hernia picked one up and threw it out the door and pushed out the guy with the stomach infection. The guy with the raging case of gingivitis said, "why did you do that... we could have used that parachute!" the man with the ruptured hernia responded, "taco." and jumped out of the plane. the pilot then goes on the intercom and says," sorry. false alarm. we will not be crashing, please enjoy the rest of your flight."

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Women's rights...

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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