Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Why did the gorilla have big nostrils? Because it was a trait passed on to him from his biological father.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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