whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Black People.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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