A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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The dewey decimal system

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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