What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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2 + 2 = 4

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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