"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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