Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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I Love You Jordan! P.S. from someone you know

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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