one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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adam hodgson !

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Never mail in your wishes to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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