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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is.." "'Well judging by the fact that there's no actual door in between us I'm pretty sure you can decide who it is' who?"

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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