your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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88

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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What break when you talk?

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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#Hanging Degus

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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CISSY: TIMMY! COME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK THIS INSTANT TIM: ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\... *CISSY SMACKS TIMMY AND SENDS HIM TO HIS ROOM WITHOUT DINNER.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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