Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Reading books

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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