Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jay Leno: The economy is so bad.. Audience: how bad is it?! Jay Leno: Very bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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Your face

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Anti Joke

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