Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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Lockerbie bombing

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A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What does a black man, an Irishman, and a Jewish man all have in common? Male genitalia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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