watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Male penises.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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