What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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Woman Rights

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Good.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Anti Joke

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