(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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What's similar between a boat and a plane? Both can fly except for the boat

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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