why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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penis hehehehe

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Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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