what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Obama

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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My mom just died....

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Lewis

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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