Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the young child commiserate the death of his grandparents after they were simultaneously crippled by a tremendous avalanche whilst skiing? He didn't exist.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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