how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What the hell are you doing?

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Thumbs this up

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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