Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why was there a lion in the bathroom? Because I threw a refrigerator at it and stapled a frog to its butthole, all while it was being chased by a 10 foot scorpion and a purple salmon that only had 1 eye.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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