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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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A seal walks into a club.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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