- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

Knock Knock Come in

a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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