how black is a black man? pretty black.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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I'm sn otter

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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