Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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Anti Joke

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