How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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John Cena

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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