Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Nuneaton..

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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what are three short words? i a am

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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