whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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He walked in a bar

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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