Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Agent 47.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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