A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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haha, you're an orphan

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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