Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Michael Brown

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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