- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

I was once a hamster.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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