When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

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Give me thumbs up!

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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