yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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What has two thumbs and cancer? This guy.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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Rebecca Black

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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