What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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like if your cool

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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