What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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Women's rights.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Get in the car.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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P0P T4Rt

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

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