why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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lol

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Anti Joke

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