knock knock who's there me i kill you

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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