I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Women can vote? WTF

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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knock knock come in

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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