What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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