What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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I used to be an adventurer like you... then I enlisted for much safer guard service with a more steady salary.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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