- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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