How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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BOTTOM!!!

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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