Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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