What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

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whats chinese noodles

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Robin, get in the car.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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