What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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A black goes to college

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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