What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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Women's Rights

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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