- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Why do pokemon have hair? because they have no balls

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