Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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<=3 penis

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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your all shit at jokes

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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