There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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