Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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