Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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