What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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