What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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apple pie.

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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