Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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