- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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