How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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