What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Let me tell you a story kids about Bill. Now bill seemed like any ordinary guy, he had a job a wife kids and he even coached the little league baseball team for boys. Well he had all the kids come to his house to celebrate the championships,they won, and he accidentally killed a kid while trying to hit a pinata. He had to kill the rest of the children to hide evidence so he killed them all quick and buried them in a 6ft. hole in his basement where they lay for 9 years today.

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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