What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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