Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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