Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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