-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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