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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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someone called someone else a frog

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Your sex life.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Justin

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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Your adopted.....

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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