- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

How do you make Mandy Ann shut up? Clown Car

It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

your mother

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

women's rights

Barack Obama plays basketball

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Without geometry life would be pointless

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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