Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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