a man and his son pull up out side b&q and the man says to his son run in there and get me a black n decker and the boy goes in and is standing in the power tools isle and he looks round and there is a lady standing next to him so he hit her, the woman happened to be black and 2 minutes later a security guard rushes round and says son what did u do that for and the son said my dad told me to come in and get a black n decker!

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Paper shield.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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