- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

What did the tractor say to the cow? I'm a tractor, you're a cow, go figure.

whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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