Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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