How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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you suck

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Q: What do you call Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. A: two things: Their names, and a doctor because they are both in need of a nutritionist.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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womens rights

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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Once upon a cross

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