Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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i hate non minorities!

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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How about that airline food?

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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