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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

whats 2+2? math.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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