What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why was the woman?

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

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123 Main street

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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