What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why? Whats wrong?

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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knock knock

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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