Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why does Brianne cry? Because she has no family.

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

Runescape.

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

Where else? The junk yard

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

OBAMA

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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