What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

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redtube

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

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Justin Bieber.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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