- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

What does? 42

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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