what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Where are you going Your house

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Cancer.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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