How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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ejaculation JLR

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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