Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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What comes after "Q" R

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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What do you call a man with no body, just a nose? Nobody Knows.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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