What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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i just want thumbs up so i feel better about myself.....

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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whats white, and stinks of urine? nick griffin's toliet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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What's the difference between Skittles and black people? ...I like Skittles.

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How Long Is A Chinaman's Name

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Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

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Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

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A man heard a thundering sound. It was thunder.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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