whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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they told me not to write here but i did

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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I told you it would happen

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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A priest, a jew, and a pirate walk into a bar. An exchange of dialogue occurs with the bartender and hilarity ensues.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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