A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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shut up kobe!

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Anti Joke

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