Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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