- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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