Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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this is gay

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Anti Joke

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