Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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what's up? my penis.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Why did the straight man turn gay? He didn't. He was always gay but had to hide this from his family and friends because of an overwhelming sense of homophobia in his community.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What time is it? 20:45.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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