What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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knock knock who's there? hope

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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feminists.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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A black man has a job.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

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Kenny G

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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hi my name is matt mckeon and i like renata saggy tits !!!!!

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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