Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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a woman votes!

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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