what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Anti Joke

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