How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Hi my name is Bob

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Freedom of Speech

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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