What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Snooki want smoosh smoosh

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Anti Joke

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