Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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