Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Health food.

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What is older than history?

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What kind of party doesn't have cake? The Nazi Party.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Chocolate tastes good.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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