- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

No, Trinidad.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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