- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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