Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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