When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

acualy is dolan

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

what do u call a black man a black man

racism...deal with it!

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Joke.

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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