- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

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