- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Pain Olympics.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What's cold and icy? Ice

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Knock Knock.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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