How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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No it doesnt..

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Women's Rights

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Anti Joke

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