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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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