What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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su algato es en fuego

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What do you call a boy with one eye and no arms. -Mean names.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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what did the murderer say to the man... i'm going to kill you

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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