What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Haha pizza

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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how did the girl fall off the swing. BECAUSE SHE HAD NO ARMS HAHAHAH

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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What's black and blue and red all over? Due to the infinite nature of the universe many items both natural and manufactured could be described in this manner.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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