A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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sfdg

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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