What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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I am a real homosexual

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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WNBA

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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What's red and on fire? My crotch

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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