How long is a china man?

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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I had my period 3 days ago.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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