How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

A brick bent down to suck my flapjack, Then he got stuck, oh what the unpleasant, This angered the brick, he lay on the grass, he shoved a stick straight up his bellybutton.

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

my whole life!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

This is not a good joke.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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