- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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