What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What person looks most like Jim Carry? Jim Carry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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why did the homeless man buy a mansion? he didn't. i lied. he would need a job to be able to buy a mansion.

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Woman.

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Anti Joke

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