What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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What is cowboy say

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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Anti Joke

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