What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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