What's black and white and red all over. An interracial suicide pact.

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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HURT

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Anti Joke

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