Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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Muslim athletes.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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