There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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i lyk 2 eet pup

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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Womens Rights.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Ted Haggard.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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