When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Women's Rights

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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two scientists line up a frog at a line and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off one front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off the other front leg and tell it to jump it jumps 4 feet they cut off a rear leg and tell it to jump it jumps 2 feet they cut off its last leg and tell it to jump it doesn't move they tell it to jump again it doesn't move the scientists come to a conclusion: frogs with no legs...cant hear

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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