- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

i am predestal

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Seen the new batman movie? [spoiler] the audience dies

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

I met a man today. His name was John.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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