Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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One Direction???? Gifted singers???? HA HA HA

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Women Sports.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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