What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Jeff

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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WEED!

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Take part of what?

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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