- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

13 =B you just learned something

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

Cancer.

5 people are walking

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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