Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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