Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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