An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Im gay What about you

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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