What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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A man penetrates another man.

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Anti Joke

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