What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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