How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

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A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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