What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

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