your moms fat. she's ugly too.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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Rylan Clark

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knock knock

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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A man walked in to a bar, he ordered a few drinks, met some new friends and had a good laugh with them. Later that night, he got in his car and drove home, which was foolish, as he should have known that being under the influence of alcohol increases the percentage of a collision, which could take his life and the lives of others. He arrived home just fine and got in to bed with his wife who was happy to see him.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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