What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Anti Joke

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