What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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watch a i d s left

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Anti Joke

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