What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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DERP

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What is it called when a male and a male are together. A relationship

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

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A white man walks into a bar. He stabs 4 people and 1 escapes with extremem blood hemorages. his fanily later finds him bleeding on their family car. They take him to the hospital where he is put on life support. Later that night they are told there is nothing the doctors can do and the man slips away in his sleep. Who is to blame? The black guy in prison.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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So you there Red?

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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