What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Abortion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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