Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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America

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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a black father

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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