why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Bloody kids ...

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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poop is very very yummy.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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