What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A man in a restaurant says "Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter apologizes and offers to comp the meal.

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Justin Bieber

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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