How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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