What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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black guy graduating high school

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Military intelligence.

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Muslim athletes.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Anti Joke

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