Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What did the black boy find on his doorstep A package from his grandparents in Australia

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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