What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

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Whats the difference between a frog?

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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