who has no willy? robbie kearns

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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Turtles

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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42.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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