Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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Banana Hamock.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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