whats 2+2? math.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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why did the chicken jump down the nest after laying eggs without flying? Because there was no ladder!

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Black Friday

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