Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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Slavery

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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