I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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whats long and green? weed

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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DANA

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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