A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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