what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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sure!

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mama so fat, she was accepted to a clinical trial for treatment of morbid obesity in middle-aged women.

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I had a submarine.... once

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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