Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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A guy walks into a store and buys a sandwich.

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Where do babies come from? My garage

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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