- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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