What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Star Wars

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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