What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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The prefix "con" means bad. The prefix "pro" means good. So what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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1+1 =? Too

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Why did Billy start crying? Becuase he's fat and stupid and noboy loves him

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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