What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Women's Rights

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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