A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

Anti Joke

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