Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What's the difference between a murdered baby and a dead baby? Not much

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Anti Joke

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