A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Knock Knock Go Away

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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noodles

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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