Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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A Jew, a Muslim and a Christian walk into a bar. The Muslim is dissatisfied with the choice of the meeting place since the Islam forbids drinking alcoholic beverages.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

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