Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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The Female Orgasm

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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