How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Who wants water? I do.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Stranger at door: *Knock knock* Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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