a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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Men

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Anti Joke

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