Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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You smell like shit

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Anti Joke

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