What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Samantha

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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