Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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whats black? a black man

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Jebron Lames.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Weed.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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