Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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