I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

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(insert antijoke here

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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potatoes

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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Susie has Autism

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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