A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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Hey

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? If the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are because there are no replacement light bulbs, the don't have transportation, and the nearest store is 10 miles away. In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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im gey

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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