An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

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I pooped my pants

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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woman's rights

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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I have aids

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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