why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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anus

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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