milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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