What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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