why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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