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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

The jets are a good team..

Black People

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

what is big and white? Your Mom

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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