mark is mark

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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womens rights!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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butt sex

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Bing

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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