What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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There is a newly wed couple, a biker and his biker lady friends. The newly wed man says to his wife, "Pass the honey, honey". One of the biker chicks looks over. Five minutes later the man says to his wife, "Pass the sugar, sugar". They biker chick looks back at them and then asks the biker man, "Why don't you treat us like that?" " You know your right. Pass the bacon... lovely". And from that day on the bikers lived in peace and harmony.

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why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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