Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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oooh look a banshee

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Cause he's dead.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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WNBA

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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