ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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Anti Joke

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