What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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*Knock Knock* "whose there?"... "me"

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's an Anti Joke?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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