Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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