what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Cheese stick

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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what are you mike bibby?

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Dylan Eichas

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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