Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Mitt Romney is in the mormon mafia has magic underpants and invented Obama Care but he still lost to a Black guy Who is a fine president.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why? Whats wrong?

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

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