What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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