What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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