What did the homeless man get for Christmas? He got many things, because everyone felt bad for him. Someone even brought him into their house so he could have Christmas dinner. On Christmas Day someone gave him fifty dollars to spend on food for his family. Only thing is, he didn't have a family.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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shea kisses a girl

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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I'm gay.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Anti Joke

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