Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Anti Joke

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