How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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ass.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

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Womens rights.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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