hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Rose are red, Violets are blue Your cat is dead Turkey

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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