What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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George Bush.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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