A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Where's my tractor?

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Mmmm, donuts

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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