Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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adam hodgson !

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Dan O'Driscoll

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What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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What is a question?

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Anti Joke

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