Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What is cowboy say

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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