Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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Why are these jokes so funny? I don't know?

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Poop.

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Womens Rights.

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a banana

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Apple juice.

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

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