- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

800 people died last year. end of story

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

9/11.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

Men's rights

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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