An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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