A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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