I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Your mother is so fat that unfortunately she can not fit into her picture for her passport and is not allowed to leave the country to go visit her dying mother.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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