- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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