What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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yes... that's the joke

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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