- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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