Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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im @ work, LOL.

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ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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y u no like me joke?

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Anti Joke

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