An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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knock knock come in!

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

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Four surgeons are taking a coffee break: 1st surgeon says "Accountants are the best to operate on because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." 2nd surgeon says "Nah, librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order." 3rd surgeon says "Try electricians, man! Everything inside them is color coded." 4th surgeon says "I prefer Chelsea fans. They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their heads and asses are interchangeable."

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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