Barack Obama.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Women's Rights.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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kathryn atkins

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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