- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did phil ruin the patio furniture? because he wasnt familiar with the grammar technique used

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

Your mother is a man.

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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