What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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I ponder

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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