What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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1+2 = 6

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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