how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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A white man and a black man are standing on the edge of a 20 story building. The view from up there is rather nice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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A man dropped his pen so he picked it up. He is satisfied that he is a sufficient worker.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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