How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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