Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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My Butthole.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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A fish swims up your penis...

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you

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Sex

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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