Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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