- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Communism hehe xd

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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