What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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im saul and i love cock

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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whats the capital of congo famine

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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