Obama.

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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