Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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why do women wear perfume and make-up? 'cause they're ugly and smell bad

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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