Anything Dane Cook says

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

I am a mime

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

i like cats

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

A young baby died.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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