How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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A Mexican and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks. Then they leave because it turns out that wasn't the bar they were meeting the Jew at.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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