why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

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