What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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Continents are large islands.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

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Steering Wheel Face.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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2+2= 478

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Jasper sucks.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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