Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Spinabifita

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Women's rights

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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