How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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Jesus Christ

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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marshal sterio had sex

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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