What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Jess Burns

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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What's bad for your teeth? A brick

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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