Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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