A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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DERP

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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There's a blonde, Brunette and a Redhead stuck at the top of a cliff. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The Brunette wishes she could at the bottom of the cliff, The redhead wishes she could be back with her children and the blonde would just love to be back to her family. :/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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