What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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penis

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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