- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

what smells worse then shit Drew White

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What is 6 plus 9? 15

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

The Blonde walked into a wall.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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