What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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Women's Rights.

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