What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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9/11

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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