I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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