What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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