Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Your all fags

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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