A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What's neon green and has 69 legs? Nothing that I know of, but it would be an interesting creature

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Anti Joke

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