A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Women's rights

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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