why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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save water shower with friends

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Anti Joke

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