the bible

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Spell: “This word”

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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What does water smell like? water.

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Knock knock. Who’s there? Your son. Your son who? DAD WHY CAN’T YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT I AM GAY!

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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No

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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