What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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LOL -LOL GUY

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Apple.

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Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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