The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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My cat just died.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Anti Joke

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