A blone walks into a bank in New York City and asks the bank teller for a $5000 loan because she's going to Mexico for 2 weeks. The bank teller said he would need some security for the money. The blonde tells him her new Rolls Royce is in the parking Lot and she hands him the keys. The blonde gets the money and goes on her trip. Another employee at the bank then parks the car in the underground parking garage. He later ffinds out the blonde is a multi millionaire. When the blonde arrives home from she pays back the $5000 and $15 interest. When the bank teller asks her why she gave them a $250000 car for security or needed the $5000 loan if she was a multi millionaire, the blonde answers, "Where else can you park your car in New York City and expect it to stillbe there when you return?"

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What do you call the people that ride on the upper level of a double decker bus? Passengers.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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