What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? a Michael Bay movie

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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My parents died!

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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Anti Joke

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