Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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