Where to, sir? Forward.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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