Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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a Jew had a small nose

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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