Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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