roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Women Sports.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Jokes are funny.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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