Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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My butt!!!!

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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