What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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A woman's opinion

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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