How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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???????????? WTF?

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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i killed my family

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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How old are you? 20

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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