why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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9/11.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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