- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

who is not good looking? mon morello

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

john liked the paper........ so he took it

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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