- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

steven hawking walks into a bar

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

What will you never see? A white guy that camp jump.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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