Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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My mum is called Steve

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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