what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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Anti Joke

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