Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Probably nothing

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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a horse walks into a bar except it wasn't a horse it was Sarah Jessica Parker

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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