When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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