i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Pianos.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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