Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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