What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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