How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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Why....... Because.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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a. why? b. because

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Seth stock has a large penis

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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