Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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if it's friday, it must be China

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Jumped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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AVB

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