Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Why couldn't the Irishman walk in a straight line? Because he was a retard.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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An englishman, Irishman and scottishman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Irishman and englishman both jump off the cliff. The scottishman says "oh,shit".

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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