- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a frog?

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

Knock knock It's open

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

SC Johnson a Family Company

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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