A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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NEVER

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Your life

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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