what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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A American seeking into mexico

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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