What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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