What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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