Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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What is the first thing you should do when a person is choking? Make sure the person is choking How can you tell if a person is choking? If he's going like this: aaghh gaghhg agghhh gaghhhhh ghghaghghgh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What did the general say before the soldiers got in the tank? Get in the tank

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Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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