So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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