Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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knock knock who's there? hope

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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richard is fag

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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Anti Joke

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