Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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