How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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osama bin laden is dead

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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