- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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