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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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