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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

Muslim athletes.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

What is white and when it falls, your fridge is broken? Your fridge.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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