What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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How did the boy cross the road? He didn't he had polio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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