Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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arena football

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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