A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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