- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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