How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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THE GAME

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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