Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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