- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

austins gay lolololol

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??