When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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Q: What does a blond do with a box of crayons? A: Paints a picture

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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I lost my tractor.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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