A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Anti Joke

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