Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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You have friends

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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I like to eat people

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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