What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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Your mom went to college

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Your mamas so fat, that any level of physical exercise is strenuous, but also mentally challenging, as she feels that there is a negative astigmatism attached to sweaty, red-faced overweight individuals trying to burn those pounds. This in turn makes her ashamed of the gastronomically decadent life she once lived, and so she doesn't have the confidence to try and reverse the damage she did during those insecure teenage years, instead comforting herself with the sugary, fatty bane of her life. She therefore lives in a vicious circle, angry at herself and the society that won't accept her. But remaining incredibly, repulsively fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Anti Joke

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