What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

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Write your own

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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