“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Balls

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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