Why did the squirrel fall out the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first squirrel Why did the the third squirrel fall out the tree? Peer pressure Why did the fourth squirrel fall out the tree? It thought it was a game Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a squirrel Why did the postman die? He got hit in the head by four squirrels and a tree

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A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Mahjdichdhsjxidjhsbxu shcowiqx own hdqu Hedgehog the third

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If life gives you lemonade.

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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no rasist joks

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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