Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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What's two plus two? Window

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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a person cries in the corner you go over to them and rape them

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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