roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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Coldpaly is a good band

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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sdfrgtyuki

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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i love to lick...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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