- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

Dani Barton = Stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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