Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A nigger looked up his family tree and a gorrila shit in his face

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Your mom.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

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