Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

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how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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