A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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your mum

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DERP

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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Fuck her

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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