Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's the best thing about sex with 24 year olds? They're in their sexual prime.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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One day a boy asks his teacher what blue velvet is then the teacher says "we don't ask questions like that in my class go to principal's office now"so the boy goes to the principal's office and then the boy asks "what is blue velvet"then the principal says"no one says that in my school get out" so the boy goes home and asks his mom what is blue velvet then his mom says you don't say stuff like that in my house get out!so the boy see's the Mayer. So the boy asks the Mayer what blue velvet is then the Mayer says no one says that in my town get out of my town! So the boy see's a man and the boy goes to the man and the man asks what happend to you and the boy says well I got kicked out of school kicked out of my house and got thrown out of town just because i asked what blue velvet is! So the man tells the boy that there is a lady across the street. So the boy is in the road and then the boy gets ran over and dies. So the lesson here is look both ways before crossing a street

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123 f*ck off

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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