A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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