What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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What's an Anti Joke?

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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