knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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women's rights, lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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