What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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there once was a black man who played basketball

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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johann grayson being liked

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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