the holocaust

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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The New York Giants

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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alcoholism kills

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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