This isn't funny.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats brown, lying in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? a girl scout that got hit by a truck

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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This is funny.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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