What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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hi, im sober.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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