why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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