What is brown and sticky? A stick

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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A biology teacher walks into a bar. "Ouch," he says. "I bet I just lost some brain cells. I wonder if any of them were going through mitosis..."

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I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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where are you?

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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