what do you call a kid named kid. kid

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A duck walks into a restraunt and sit's down at it's table. The waiter asks what the duck would like to eat. The duck says "I'd like a tasty, healthy meal that will help me lose weight." The waiter says "How about the rocket salad?" So, the duck orders a rocket salad, eat's it, pays his bill, and leaves.

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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I agree

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What do you call a female duck? A duck.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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