yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Are you a tree? No.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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How does Michael J. Fox mix his paint? He uses the paint mixing stick that is provided, for free, by most reputable hardware stores.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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