A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Gale swallows.

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

your mom

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Women's Rights

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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