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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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