What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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dallen loves penis

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How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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hey bill!

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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