roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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Faithful men.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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women's rights

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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