If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did the little boy run away from Michael Jackson? Because he was scared

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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