- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Gretta has five legs? -no

What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

what goes woof ? A dog.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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