A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Q: a blonde, a brunette, and redhead jump off a cliff, which one hits the ground first? A: Most likely the one that weighs more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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the WNBA

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Adam Sandler.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Asians...

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Anti Joke

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