roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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roses are red, violets are blue my name is hitler, good bye jew

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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who drinks pee? katness

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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