what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Anti Joke

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