I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Women's Rights

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Womens rights

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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