What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

copy me and i will kill you

i named my son Frodo because he was little

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What hurts like hell? HELL

what's red and blue? your heart

You're a frog

It’s dead.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Violets are red Roses are blue I scrrewed that up Now can i screw you?

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Feet

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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