Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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