What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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why did the computer crash? it didn't

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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