Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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