Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Joe Biden

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Theodore was a small kid that lived down the street. Little did he know, that Kaiwen the Poor Pedo was his next door neighbour. So he was walking one day down the street. He saw Kaiwen dead. Because he ate too much sugar. So Theodore called the police. But his phone broke suddenly. Theodore realized that his brother had filled it with broken eggshells. He was sad. He took out a few golf balls and stuffed them in his mouth. But he couldnt forget taht a fellow neighbour had died. He buried the body beneath the Carpet of Ol' Justin's House. He wasnt happy. His dad confiscated his laptop. And the golf balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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