- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Cole is "good" at soccer

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

What is more worse than death? Death

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