- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

Take this and put it- No.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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A bar walks into a man

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

Q: What did one raccoon say to the other? A: We do not know, as raccoons do not speak any human language. And no human being can understand or communicate with one.

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