Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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