Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

women's rights.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Women's rights

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...