Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Come In!

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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"Lady's and Gentlemen, hobos and trams Cross side mosquitoes and bald legged ants Pull up a chair and sit on the floor and I'll tell you I've never heard before Of one bright day in the middle of night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to Back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise Came and killed the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too"

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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