Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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123 Main street

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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What did david give back? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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