Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, penis.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do you get when you cross an alligator and a kangaroo? Nothing. An alligator is a reptile and a kangaroo is a mammal, therefore it is impossible for them to breed.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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no u

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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