Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

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What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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