What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What is White over Black? Society.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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