Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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Gorden Brown.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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