A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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your mother

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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