What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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balls

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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Spinabifita

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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