If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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What is sad about four lawyers in a car driving of a cliff? The car fit six people.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

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oh hiya come in

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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jacobs 1inch gets matt. t in 4 seconds

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What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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Female rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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