How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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This site is easy to upload to...

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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