- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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