I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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