- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

I cant think of one (._. )

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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