What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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sky's sty

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Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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VITAMIN C!

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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