"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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A black goes to college

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Womens rights

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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