almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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You're welcome!

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

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