if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Thanks

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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