Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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i have to pee out my ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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