want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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