A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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