Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Anti Joke

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