How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Q: What did one blind girl ask the other? A: Where are you?

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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