Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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