What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why did the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a truck

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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