How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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