Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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A blonde walked into a bar.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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