How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

...NO.

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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