- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

I wrote a funny joke.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

knock knock whos there the game _I LOST THE GAME_

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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