Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, Knock. Who's there? ........Chicken...?

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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what color is blue? green

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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New mission: refuse this mission

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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