WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

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PICKLES

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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