- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A man noticed that the sun was coming in brightly through his window. He was trying to take a nap and didnt appreciate the sunlight. He closed the blinds.

A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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