This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he (assuming he bears male reproductive organs) saw some corn on the other side (using the light rays refracted primarily by his cornea onto the retina) which is his staple diet as he is a herbivorous chicken. As corn is the producer of the food chain in question and the chicken is the primary consumer, a fox being the secondary and an angry farmer being the tertiary, he needs to ingest this food source in order to obtain the glucose required to produce adenosine triphosphate by the process of aerobic respiration in the mitochondria of his chicken cells. Thus, the chicken crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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