how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

thumb_up thumb_down -9

http://Youtube.com/User/PeGamer22

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Good guess!

thumb_up thumb_down -119

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

thumb_up thumb_down +27

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -5

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

thumb_up thumb_down -9

3 jews sits in a car. Who drives? Not Hitler.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops