Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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why did the kid fall over and break his neck? Because he slipped on the ice-cream from the kid who got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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Donkey lips

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