Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A Jew returns change.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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