- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

taking out the trash... at night

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

why did the internet crash? it didn't

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

zebras

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Yock

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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