How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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lol

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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whats better than 24................. 25

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Sarah Palin.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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