Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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A girl and her family were walking by a cliff. Suddenly - due to a a part of the cliff falling away - her family fell over the edge and died. The girl ran to the bottom of the cliff and saw her family's body's strewn across the rocks, blood everywhere. She didn't have a phone on her and so could not call the police. She called over a man she saw in the distance. He asked "What's happened?". Just managing to stammer the words through her tears she said "My entire family fell off a cliff and died". The man unzipped his trousers and said "This really isn't your day is it love?"

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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