How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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I have a gay camel

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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