Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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The Holocaust

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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oooh look a banshee

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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Jews for Jesus

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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