what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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