james schmitt whats your last name

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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