There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Butt Sex.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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