You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

i dont fisish anythi

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

thumb_up thumb_down -17

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops