What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are trapped on a desert island. As they investigate the island to find food and shelter they find a magic lamp. Together they rub the lamp and sure enough a genie appears and tells them he will grant each of them a single wish. The brunette goes first and wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house, where her husband and children are waiting for her. She is happy that her ordeal is behind her and to see her loved ones. The redhead goes next and also wishes to be back home. The genie claps his hands and she appears in her house. She is not married and has no kids, but she has 2 cats. She is happy to be through her ordeal and to see her beloved pets. The blonde went last and also wished to be sent home. The genie clapped his hands and she appeared back in her house. She wasn't married, and had no kids or pets, but she was still happy that her ordeal was over.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Anti Joke

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