why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold climate. I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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