What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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12 in general

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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