Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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numbers just make the funniest antijokes

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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9/11

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What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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