How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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You know what's natural? Bears.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL -LOL GUY

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Take off your shoes.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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