oh hiya come in

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Anti Joke

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