A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the young man visit the optometrist? Because when he went to put in his contacts earlier that morning, he dropped one on the carpet and couldn't find it and it was his last pair so he needed to go order new ones but it had been over a year since he had been to the optometrist so they make you come get your eyes checked before you make a new order to decide whether the lens strength should remain the same or be increased/decreased.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Jordan is pregant

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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