- Anti Joke

What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

a man makes a bad joke

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

Surprise mother father (A+)

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

Refridgerator.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

This night was a particularly stormy one, many a crop destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could emotionally blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a secluded village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for there lives, all but Jonny, that is. Jonny was bullied from a young age, approximately 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope, expectation and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going to venture into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there that Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down in the family's precious leather chair, looked her in the eye and whispered a sweet farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible, so now he is armed with the fact that his father is there for him, to help him further his adventure. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He grabbed his stash of Cool Original Doritos, took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena, got his Grandfather's lucky medallion and his inhaler and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, used the straw to puncture a hole through which to drink, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of HIV induced AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 3 to 5 years, depending on behavior, in a high security prison for child molestation, frequent and consistant child abuse and paedophillia and smuggling Crystal Meth. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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