mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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