What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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Women's Rights.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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