Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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hi penis ham telephone

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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