Kim Kardashian.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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