- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

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