Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Goat balls.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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Wait! hundred billions!

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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this website is non-operational.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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children burning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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