One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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whats black and large -me

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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Anti Joke

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