poop.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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