How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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boobs

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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4/20.

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Garry Glitters on here

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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