A Black Man walks into a bar...

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A woman walks into a bar.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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