Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Don't look! I'm naked! No, seriously! I'm naked!

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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