Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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What would u like to drink?

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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