An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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One below was by me: Walter H

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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im jewish

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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