*Random individual accidentally throws a ball toward another person's head while chilling out with friends* *The ball comes into contact with the victim's cranium- causing him much pain, but not serious detriment.* Q: Are you feeling okay? A: No, I'm dizzy and am currently in very bad shape Response after initial inquiry was articulated: "Uhmmmm...Sorry?" Lesson of significance to be learned from this tragic incident: One's developed, habitual reactions to certain occasions/events of particular interest are virtually always practically impossible to completely override with the means of logic when one is experiencing the relevant occurances him/herself personally. One usually finds it inordanitely difficult to free him/herself from one's regular routines.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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Pavel Novak

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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