What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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