Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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