Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

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Arron Glass

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A soldier.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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