Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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Cancer

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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We are lawyers

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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