Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What break when you talk?

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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