Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Anti Joke

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