Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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pizzano is a tool.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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Seven

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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My brother found snow in his hair from last year... only people who know me know this joke!!haha -sopie

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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Whats the difference between a van with a bunch of babies in the back and a Cadillac with a bunch of babies in the back I don't have a Cadillac in my garage

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Anti Joke

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