Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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hi bye

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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