Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

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How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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What is the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench is an inanimate object whereas a black man is a human being with rights.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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