What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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spell backwards: taco cat

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Garry Glitters on here

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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