why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Q. How do you kill a dumb blonde? A. Shoot her.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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