Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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You will not press the like button.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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