What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A blond and a brunette are on the moon. The brunette says to the blond "I'm glad that independent company's are taking the job of American space travel."

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What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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