What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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