what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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willie revilame

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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