what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock come in.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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The Qur'an

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I'm homeless.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

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DOWN

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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