How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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What did the clown say to the other clown? I was not present at this conversation, and therefore I was not able to catch what they were saying

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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