Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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