- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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A jew go out of a bar

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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