I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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