pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Iggy Azalea

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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whats polish and black a polish black person

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I like to eat.

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Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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