A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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