Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everybody will die

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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