theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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were you expecting a joke

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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