How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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This is Heading 1

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Nickelback.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Penis chickens

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The 13th Amendment...

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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