... i forgot the joke :p

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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this is not a joke.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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