Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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