Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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a man walks into a bar... and he says 'ouch!'

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Ouch.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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Tilt your screen back .

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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