- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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