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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Anti Joke

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