70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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