getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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i have two hands.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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Yo mama is so fat that: it is ruining her self esteem and she worries about her health.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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