A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why was the girl talking to the trashcan? Her entire family was killed in a forest fire. She was the only who made it out but she had several scars and burns. For six years she had no family to talk to. She then gathered an obnoxious amount of cheaply made plastic trashcans and painted her entire family on the trashcan and proceeded to talk to it. For several years now she has been in deep conversation with the trashcan. She then attempted to ask the trashcan a series and intense question in which the trashcan did not respond to. The girl grew very frustrated with the trashcan because it did not answer her question so she angrily threw it off the side of a cliff in the middle of the woods. To answer the question above, as the trashcan was violently falling off the cliff, the girl yelled, "See you next FALL"

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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knock knock

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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