What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand." "What did you not understand?" And the blonde says: "Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Anti Joke

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