A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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