What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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A car walks into a bar.

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Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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