Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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