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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Why did you step on my watermelon?

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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