This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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