why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

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So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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WNBA

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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