What is a refrigerator and white all over? A refrigerator

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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