Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Anti Joke

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