Take this and put it- No.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Q. What did the buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor? A. "I'd like a hotdog, please."

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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