Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Denard Robinson

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I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

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Blacks

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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