how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Brad Fuller!

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What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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SPAMS!!!

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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i eat poop

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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