knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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This isn't funny.

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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