A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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The Olympics

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Women's rights.

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

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69

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Anti Joke

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