stop it ryan vallee

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Women's rights

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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who else is on here?

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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