Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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I asked her where you were.

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Anti Joke

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