What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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Pickles are moist.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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