people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Brain fart

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A man walk into a bar he buys a few drinks. When he is done the bar tender gives him his check. Man told the bar tender he has no money to pay for it. Bartender says," ok how about this we have a horse in the back that hasn't laughed a day in his life if you can make him laugh you get the drinks for free." so man proceeds to do so. A few minutes later man comes out horse is dying. So the man gets his drink for free. A few days later man comes back with the same deal. So the bartender tells him" that horse hasn't stopped laughing since you went back there. If you can make him stop you get your drinks for free." Man goes in a few minutes later comes out horse is crying. Man man is remarked by how he did it but he doesn't question it. A few days past the man comes back an the horse is still crying...... So the bartender ask the man how he did..... Man says," first I told him I had a bigger dick then him....second time I proved it"

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oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

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