Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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