why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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why did everyone in the swimming pool move away from the woman... because she had a miscarriage

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

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Why did the book disappear?

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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