What did the children in India eat for dinner?

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Anti Joke

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