Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Caca.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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I regret everything.....

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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