What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Anti Joke

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