what tall and looks like a jew?

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this is a joke

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phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Jesus was a good guy

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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knock knock how there me ok come in

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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