A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A family friend paying a visit.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Your mom is so fat...

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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who has no willy? robbie kearns

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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