What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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