How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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obama

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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hiya

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You.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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