Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Penisland

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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