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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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