Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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