Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

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Spread the net.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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