Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the boy not eat his ice cream? He was addicted to self afflicting. The blood from one of his newer slashes oozed out on the cone which being wafer slowly got soggy. At this point the ice cream slid out of the cone as it was soggy and as he went to eat it, he found an abssence of ice cream. After this unprecedented occurance he gave up with his self harming, so all was good.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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okay.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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i said call 911 and they said whats the number?

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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