If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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How do you put on a condom Very Carefully

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Daniel is a fag

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Worst joke ever

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What did the fish say after he

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Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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