- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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