Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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women's rights

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Time flies like a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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