I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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