What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Your Mother

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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