Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Justin Beiber

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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GIVE

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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