To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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your moms my other ride

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Holy Tulip Answer- Sexy Mofo

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69

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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NASCAR

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Fat people

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Justin Beiber

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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It's all Taggart

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Hello.

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your mom is so fat.

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Eric is gay Ha

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