What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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these are shit

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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