- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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