Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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It wa Jerry's first day of kindergarten He pulled out a .44 magnum and shot himself under the chin where he was instantly dead... Yes, dead

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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