I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

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