Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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Mitt Romney

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Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? I don't know. I cant think f anything big and white that fall from trees that can kill you and besides if it is big enough to kill you then you will likely see it and avoid the section of that tree lest the big white object should fall and kill you because of this it is likely that anything that is big and white and falls from trees will in result kill you.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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