99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Good job, son.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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whats blue and fluffy? your mothers chest hair!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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