Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Vagina.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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