Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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wanna here a joke??? read below...

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Cripples are lame.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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