What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

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A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Hey, come here often? No.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Cheese stick

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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NASCAR

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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