- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

What is red? A rock painted red

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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