- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

So FDR walks into a bar.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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