Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

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girls lacrosse

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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