Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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