Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Penis

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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