knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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I pooped.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Pull my finger ouch..

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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