Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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