Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar? A: I would make the slightly onerous journey to the local grocery establishment and pay my hard-earned money to procure a dessert which I quite enjoy.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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