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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A man penetrates another man.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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