- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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