Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Looks through the peephole.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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