What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What time is it? 10:58

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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