I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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WNBA

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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