- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

im saul and i love cock

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

whats the capital of congo famine

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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