What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

thumb_up thumb_down -29

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What is big and white, not the moon CC

thumb_up thumb_down +29

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops