Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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hi bye

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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