- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

OBAMA

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig? A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

Backwards write to fun is it. As long as its forward. Emu

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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