What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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4 hours later.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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