What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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refridgrator

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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