You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Anti Joke

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