Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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Black people having a Job.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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9/11 my birthday

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