Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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