Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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taking out the trash... at night

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What do you call an arab ?

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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purple pickles

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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