Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

thumb_up thumb_down -15

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

thumb_up thumb_down -3

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

thumb_up thumb_down

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Wait! hundred billions!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

thumb_up thumb_down +31

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops