how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Kony 2012

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Anti Joke

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