I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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