Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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A fish walks into a bar

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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