When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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