A gay man watches football.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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LET

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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A Rock accidentally fed a giraffe his fetuses conceived by a box of glue from Jewish Heritage that was made from marker sharpeners that fed paper to elephants while strumming a box of tissues to wipe up the mess from a box of chocolates Forest Gump feeds on your soul while a rock accidentally feeds a giraffe.

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hot diggity dog

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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justin beiber sucks

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Knock knock

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my penis

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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