Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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My mom just died....

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Once upon a time.

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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8=D

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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And more;

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The Holocaust

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you will die someday

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