KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Women's Soccer.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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A Banana wrote this...

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Keep Scrolling Penis Keep scrolling Keep scrolling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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