Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

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Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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