Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why? Because.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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