Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

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there was once a jew

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Womens rights.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Anti Joke

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