Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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lololololololololol

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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gay people

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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