Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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360 NO SCOPE

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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