Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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I went to the store and I fell

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Kony 2012

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