What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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What does? 42

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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