Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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He walked in a bar

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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The Colts this year.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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