What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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minecraft

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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