Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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