A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Anti Joke

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