A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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michael: How old do I look? stranger: about 68? How old are you? michael: I cant remember I have alzheimers. michael: How old do I look?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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boner

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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