Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy before he went to work. Hey

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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whats forever alone me

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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