- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? Literally an endless list of things.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

Why did the red head never have a boyfriend? She was a lesbian and had always preferred women over men

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Did you hear about the blond who went to college? She got her masters. became and environmental scientist, married a nice man, and had two wonderful children. After retiring at age 65, she spent the rest of her days living in a cozy beachside house.

A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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