What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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