why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Why did the book disappear?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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