I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

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I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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I was once a hamster.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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