Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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