What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

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