What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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Reed is poopin

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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