Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Measurology: The measurement of your measure can measure the measurement of measures, along with measurements exceeding the measurements of measurement, with measures at the measurement of measuring measured measures. - ToFlyForU_28

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The question just posed is unanswerable, as in order to state the reasoning for the chicken crossing the road, one would have to assume the a chicken has a concept of 'road'. As the chicken is an avant, we can safely say that it has no need of pavements/ sidewalks or roads. As a result, it cannot possibly have an incentive for doing so. Consider the following hypothetical analogy: you are walking in a forest, and you unknowingly cross another animals scent trail. You cannot possibly say WHY you walked across the scent trail, as you didn't know it was there. You can state your reasoning for walking in the first place, but not for crossing that specific scent trail. In conclusion, this question is unanswerable, due to the chicken's lack of knowledge about roads.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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