What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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