whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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123 Main street

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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A man walks into a bar and see's a 12 inch pianoist. He walks to the bar tendar and asks "Where'd you get it" The bar tendar says we have a genie in the back. So the man walks back the and wishes for 12 million BUCKS , The genie gives him 12 million DUCKS, The man walks back out and said " I asked for 12 million BUCKS not 12 million DUCKS and the bar tendar says do you really think i asked for a 12 inch pianoist?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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