Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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HEY!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

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hola said the chinese man

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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