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I ponder

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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