What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Women's rights

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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