In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What is the difference between a jew and a tree a tree is awesome and a jew is a jew

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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so dont touch it.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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