- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

why did your mum die young because she had canser

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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