why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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I grunt when I poop.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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why do you care?

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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did you stub your toe?

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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