what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I'M THE GRAPIST!! I'M GONNA GRAPE UR MOM AND UR DAD AND UR WHOLE FAMILY!!!

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Hello

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