- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

Just found out that it doesn't work.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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