roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Obama is a good president.

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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Loner.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Obamacare haters

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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A middle aged man goes to a psychic. She tells him that he has prostate cancer, and his wife has been cheating on him for the past 3 years.

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