I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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