Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Anti Joke

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