a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Jovan

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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what did batman say to robin? get in the car

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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You smell like shit

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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