How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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