A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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