Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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I'm Halarious.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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