Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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how did the monkey fall out of the tree he was stupid how did the monkey get a black eye he was hit by a bus how did the monkey end up in the sewer he got hit by another bus

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Women's rights

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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