Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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Gay rights.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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god walks into a bar orders a beer and then remembers he's not real

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender felt bad and gave him $20.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Anti Joke

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