hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

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What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

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That's not what she said.

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Why are women always wrong? Well, depending on the factors of IQ of said women, location and date, said time period of always can be deemed in every circumstance as incorrect to say the least, and derogatory. These days said derogatory actions are punishable by law.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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