- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What's big, grey and can't climb trees? A carpark.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What rhymes with you? You.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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