How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

hickory dickory dock no one cares

thumb_up thumb_down +3

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What would be a good feature for this site? A search by keyword feature. (sorry...)

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

hi

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

2

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

thumb_up thumb_down -12

25

thumb_up thumb_down -17

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

thumb_up thumb_down -3

a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops