Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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