Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

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Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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FUCK YOU SAY FUCK YOU SAY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THATS WHAT I FUCKING SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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