What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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women's rights

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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