Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Golf.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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How old are you? 7

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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