I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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