why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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A black man killed someone

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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