- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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