Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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