Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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how do you teach a baby to walk? cut of its hands.

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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