Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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69.... is a number

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knock knock whos there rock rock who rocks dont knock stupid

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roses are red, violets are violet

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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What's the differrence between a park bench and a black person... A park bench can support a family

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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Anti Joke

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