Women's rights.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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