yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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boobs

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ask me if im a door yes

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Iggy Azalea

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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¿melano?

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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