guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Small Penis.

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What did the fish say after he

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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