- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

fart+fart=poop

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

what smells like tuna? my underwear

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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