What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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