What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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BUT HWY?

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A seal walks into a club.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Anti Joke

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