What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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