What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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women's rights

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Women's Rights.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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