your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

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knock knock. come in.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Waffles ate my grandma

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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