whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

British Dentistry

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

I don't get it

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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