Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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Jovan

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Donkey lips

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Justin Bieber

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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