What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, pays, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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