A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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guess what? bannanas

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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