whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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