whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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The Pope

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OIO

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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