Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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Women's rights.

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A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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