Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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3 men were involved in a terrible plane crash. The first man got up, and all he could see was blue. Blue houses, blue cars, blue people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see blue. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops, then left in his blue world. The second man got up and all he could see was red. Red houses, red cars, red people. He walked into a house and asked if he could stay there, the kind people complied and let him stay there for the night. When he woke up he could still only see red. He went down stairs and ate cherrieos, then left in his red world. The last man got up, and all he could see was yellow, yellow cars, yellow houses, and yellow poeple. Yet again he walked to a house, and the kind people let him stay the night. Once he woke up, he only could see yellow still. He went down stairs and ate fruit loops and left into his yellow world. So this proves that 2 out of 3 men prefer fruit loops over cherrieos.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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