How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? During the crossover episode of Blossom and Star Trek: Voyager. Six traveled ahead to the distant future and found herself on the aforementioned starship. Her situation was confusing and frightening, even more so when the half-female, half-Borg appeared before her.

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they're already smart enough to achieve interplanetary space travel.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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