Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Gay republicans

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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