sorry got to poo

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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vitamin c

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

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W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Ham sandwich

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What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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