What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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bryden is a faggot

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What does the Christian celebrate on Christmas? Christmas

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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Anti Joke

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