If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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