whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

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Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

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Do u take sugar?

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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