Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Ehh

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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