So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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what do you call a retarded italian Niko

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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My life

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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