What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Barbara Streisand

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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I have a gay camel

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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