- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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