How do you stop a black person from drowning? You don't.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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poop

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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