If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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I never asked for this.

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Spread the net.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What do you call a snake with no arms? Normal. What do you call an amphibian with no arms? A caecilian. What do you call a girl with no arms? A poor, poor soul that is unfortunate enough to have had an amputation when young. Now, she can't go in public without being stared at. She can't catch herself when she trips. She can't ride a bike, bake cookies for her family, or be a NASA astronaut like she always dreamed. She is the normal ASDF Movie character.

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What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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Trashcan!

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The Game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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