a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

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What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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