How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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Who is John Galt?

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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