Potassium? K.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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9/11

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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