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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Your mother is so fat that she once ate an entire peach cobbler in one sitting and chastised herself yet again for her lack of self-control over her eating habits and her need to fill the holes in her self esteem with the short-lived gratification she gains from eating too much of the foods she finds tasty.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Democracy.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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