What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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dead dibbs

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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