Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Me Me who? Oh sorry forgot you had alzheimers :/

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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