A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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yeah..

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you just contradicted yourself.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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