Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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