Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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