4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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I am black.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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