- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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