What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn'? Popcorn.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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