I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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knock knock whos there not me

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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You know how geese fly in a V formation and sometimes one side is longer than the other. Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese on that side.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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