why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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