Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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are you gay does your mom know

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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Japan called... They need help.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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