why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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