Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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I literally died laughing

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Mahmy

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why did the girl fell off the hammock? because she didn't have arms and why didn't she got up? 'cause she had no legs and why didn't anyone helped her? 'cause she had no friends and why did she die? 'cause she fell into a puddle facing down

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What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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What's the capital of Ohio? O

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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The Morman Religion.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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