How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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2 + 2 = fish

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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