- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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