Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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