In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Cool Brian

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Justin Bieber

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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