- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

Women's rights

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

i dont like chris

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.....

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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