How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Poo LOL

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What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Click here to end the world.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Dwarf Shortage

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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