Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Anti Joke

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