What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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What is red? A rock painted red

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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