Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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