Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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