Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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123 Main street

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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