Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, and a biker were sitting in a bar talking over a few drinks. After a sip of his Martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, and she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, and she would have known that I loved her." The biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f*** herself."

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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I'm Batman.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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