When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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Anti Joke

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