Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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France never surrender.

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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girls basketball

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Anti Joke

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