- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

ROSS G IS OBESE

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

This is a random Anti joke.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

peter charastabopouloulous

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

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