- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Im gay What about you

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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