these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How do I recover from my Pokémon addiction? Catch 'em All!

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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