a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A problem What do you call 10 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A problem What do you call ALL the black men on the moon? A very serious problem. We should probably try and rescue them.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Skinny people fart less.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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