What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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Penisland

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon nothing that was chuck norris's watermelon

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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