- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Whats white and sticky fluff

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels for the loss of their newborn child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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