A priest, a rabbi and an imam walked into a bar and had a great time because all of them worship the same God. (Obs: The imam ordered only soft drinks)

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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dickdickvdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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