Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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why did the baby cry? Someone threw a brick at his head.

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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