Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Hitler was a pretty good guy I guess

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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