Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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eh

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Cheese

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Anti Joke

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