wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Robin, Get in the Car

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Sloths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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Hey i heard you where cool wait that was opposite day ;)

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