whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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