What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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