why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

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