what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

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How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Knock knock. Who's? There Where? Right here.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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