One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common ? They are sports , except the Holocaust .

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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