haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Black people having a Job.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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My dad

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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