What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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YOU

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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sarah taylor

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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