Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Once upon a time.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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