roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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roses are red. violets are violet...

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Anti Joke

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