Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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