Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

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whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

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Women's rights.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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