Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Hi.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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