Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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...............................................................hi

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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wanna hear a better joke? casey.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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