Where's my tractor?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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