Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Vagina-Boob

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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