What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

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George Bush.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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