What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

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Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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this site is an antijoke

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Anti Joke

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