What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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im gay because im gay

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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The BCS

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Anti Joke

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