A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Women's rights

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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