Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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A seal walks into a club.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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Do you know the muffin man? No

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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