Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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How much booze did the homeless man drink? All of it. He is severely depressed.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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Anti Joke

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