Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

How old is your mom? Old.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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