Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Go away still nothing to see

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Steve Jobs.

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

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