Guess what? SHADAP

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1+1=2

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A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Justin Bieber.

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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