Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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i found waldo.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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justin bieber

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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