Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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a Chinese man an and a southern red neck walked into a country club and the chinese man got jumped and he left with no money

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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