How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Punch line.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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A mans opinion.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you, son... Because I can empathise with you, and it's not a very nice situation to be in. Hope you work it out.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Sorry Liz, his sodium levels are so bad that while he is drinking a lot, his body is not containing water, and while his pulse and breath is fine he is passing out from time to time, he is asking for stimulants Ritalin specifically, but I am not sure if his body could withstand that, I really don't mind to pry, but does he use Ritalin? I mean he chats a lot, but ADHD? I am just asking out of health concerns, not that I am a doctor, but I just worry... Flirty personality... More like a clown, he says he refuses to eat unless I breastfeed him XD. He is eating now though, solids work, never had a tougher patient, he will make it for sure.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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