Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Brain fart

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why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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