Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Hitler

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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Xbox One

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in soviet russia, cow milks you

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Penis

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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