What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing. He's been dead for over three years.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Black People

thumb_up thumb_down +28

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,552

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

a show horse jumps over a bar

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

american government

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I had friends on the Death Star.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red, Violets are purple

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops