Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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Women's Rights

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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lebron

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Anti Joke

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