did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Queens Park rangers

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Microsoft Windows

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Why did robin get in the batmobile? Batman told him to

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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kk

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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