Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

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No.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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