What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Walnut

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Spotto

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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