why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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Two planes walk into an office building

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Caroline Kelly.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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