First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Dear John,

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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