Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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David Silberberg is gay

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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jack shine has boobs

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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