- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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it's funny because it's funny

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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