why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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I've got a boner

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

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