What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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Skrillex.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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I said I hate niiggers

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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