when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Anti Joke

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