A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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PENIS

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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throbbing slobber

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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