- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Reading the Terms and Conditions

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

two fish are in a tank.

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Hitler and Jews become friends.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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