Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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