What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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