Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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