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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

why so serious? because your too serious.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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