A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Badgers are cool

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Rampage, on the streets of the poor. Secrets finally leaving, escaping, rummaging out from the land and sea of unforgiven people. A loud shatter erupts from the roaring streets filled with silence, the people are coming. Engulfing the city. Red, blue, orange and yellow. Explosives and gun fire and blood flowing down into the drains, mixing innocent blood with the impure water. Violence, detonating everywhere. I see fire everywhere. Once a family home now a lost memory which cannot be found. Everything is burning, life and love. The streets not painted with red. It's soothing the sidewalk. Hush now. A shadowy night. It's whispers reaches all corners of the earth... 'The war is over' Blue skies light up the back lanes, darkness retreating back under its box of everlasting mystery They fought a war We are fighting one too (first letter of each line + final 2 lines are the last two lines of the original poem etc)

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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