Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What's long and black? A line at KFC.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Whoa! A talking carrot!

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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Michael Brown

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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it's funny because it's funny

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Barack Obama.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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