A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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Where's my tractor?

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Why can't Tom go horse back riding? He is paralized from the neck down

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

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What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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