Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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A bar walks into a man

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Wade

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

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black people

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Racial Equality.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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