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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Someone told me about this website.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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