yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Anti Joke

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