Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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?????????????????????? ????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ...?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????? you mad?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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School

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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