Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

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What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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Banana Hamock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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