Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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Vagina Boob

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*prepares this to get negged*

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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