There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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There is a car full of black people.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What's big and fat? An obese man.

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What's one plus one? two.

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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