Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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