Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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