yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Wait your turn patiently.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, how many does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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