yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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hey

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Anti Joke

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