- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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