Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Obama = ebola

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Alex Gedrose.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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