A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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I am a real homosexual

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they have an in depth understanding of astrophysics and interstellar travel.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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i hate you.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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