Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

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Why did the black guy fail his math test? Because he did not study enough and as a result was no prepared to take a test on that material.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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