your a towel.

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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