There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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