What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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