Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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I have read the terms and conditions

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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An asian without a future.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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