What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Hi what I lug you

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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