Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

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What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism. "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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i have 2 penises

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Women's rights...

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While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

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