Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Derp

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Your adopted.....

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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