- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's city is in New York New York City

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

What flys? A fly

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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