- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steering Wheel Face.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

You know what's funny? Clowns.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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