Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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womens sports...

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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