Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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