vagina, hehehehehehehe

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Anti Joke

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