What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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2+2= 478

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Black...

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Women's Professional _________

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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knock knock get lost!

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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knock, knock Who's there? A social worker, we are taking your children into costody because your wife has reported you to the police for molesting them.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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Women's Rights

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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