Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Daniel is a fag

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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Anti Joke

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