A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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What do you call the man with no arms and no legs? Jeff. Because that's his ****ing name.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Organized Crime

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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