A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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