What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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womens rights

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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