why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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