What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

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What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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