A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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