- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

A baseball player hits a home run and wins the game for his team, when he arrives back home expecting to see his mother and father, he remembers they both died in a car crash several years ago.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

this is gay

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Elizabeth Warren

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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