Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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This is not an anti joke.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What is a chinese person in your house? A human being

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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What did one dolphin say to the other? Nothing. It was dead.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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