Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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obama

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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