Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

An owl and a squirrel watch a farmer walk by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls are not capable of human speech. The owl then eats the squirrel because the owl is a bird of prey.

Magic is another word for "poorly perceived analysis of the mechanics of this complex instrumentality we call optical illusion."

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Pull my finger ouch..

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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