How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Poop

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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