what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Women's Rights

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Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Men, get on the boat.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Anti Joke

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