Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Shut the cork up!

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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What's little and very sad? A 5-year old locked in a cage.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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