Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

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penis

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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i love to lick...

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

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