What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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THE GAME

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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