what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Barbara Streisand

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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Adam Turkolowoskiaklfadjufsdjksbgsgsafafdsg

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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