What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Wanna know what my grandma said before she kicked the bucket? Hey grandson, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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