kesha is a virgin.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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i saw amango it splootered

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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your fat

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SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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Anti Joke

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