why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Loperson

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Men

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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