why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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There were two friends, a girl and a boy. The girl had a ribbon tied to her neck, and every day the boy asked her why, yet she'd never tell him. They grew up together, and fell in love and still, she wouldn't tell him why she had the ribbon on her neck. They got married, and grew old, and still she wouldn't tell him. But one day, she said to him 'I'll show you why I keep this on my neck' and she took it off and her head fell off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?!?

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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