If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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my whole life!

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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