Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Black people

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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nickel back

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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