- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

I cant think of one (._. )

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

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