Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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