Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

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What you reading? reading?

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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How do magnets work?

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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your mum

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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A man made a sandwich.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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