A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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To pen state administraters walk into a butt

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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