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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Possibly because it saw some sort of reason to do so, and being a chicken. Doesn't see the danger in motor vehicles.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

once you go black your credit goes wack

your a towel.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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