Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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my namew is jd

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Herman Cain

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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