What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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person: Knock knock. Me: Who's there? person: A Hipster. Me: False.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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School

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Anti Joke

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