- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

women's rights.

Religion

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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