- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Faithful men.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

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