Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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I got shot, you laughed

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Woman's Rights

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently. The marriage had been a nightmare ever since they lost their unborn child, and the situation pushed Bob to a place, where he could no longer look at his wife.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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