Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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Covietz has a large penis

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

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What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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