Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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