Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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