Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Obamacare!

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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obama leadership

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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what color is blue? green

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Gay rights

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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