"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what's worst than being gay? being black

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Cancer.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Anti Joke

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