shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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knock knock your gay

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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