Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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your mom

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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