A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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