Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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