Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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