Yes.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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12 niqqa 12.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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women's rights

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Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

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Anti Joke

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