How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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