- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Alchohol.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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