If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

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Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

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Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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shut up elliot

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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Lil' Wayne

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