Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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Which is longer? A rope...

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AVB

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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