Justin Beiber is a good singer

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

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Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Women's Rights.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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