They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

thumb_up thumb_down

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

why was 6 afraid of 7?

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What's worse than bombs? Nukes

thumb_up thumb_down +43

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Rylan Clark

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops