What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Hi Shelby!!

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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