Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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guess what?

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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Three black men were walking...

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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baby seal walks into a club

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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