What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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hipsters

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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