Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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