What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Womens rights

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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