Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Your adopted.....

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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