Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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