roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Anti Joke

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