Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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david weres the slug gone

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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