whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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soccor

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Twenty-Four

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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