- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What's your name? You tell me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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