- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

A black man walks out of a police station

Why did jim all I over? He dies

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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