Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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What is 2+2? 4!

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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